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If Homer Simpson wants his 10 year son to work in a burlesque house then Homer Simpson's 10 year old son is going to work in a burlesque house! Synopsis at [12:03]

We have arrived at Andy's favourite episode of all time. That's right, it's Burns, Baby Burns!! we have been so pumped to do this episode and are stoked that we're finally here. Mr. Burns' long-lost son, Larry comes to town and after realising he's a bit rough around the edges things get spicy between Larry and Monty. Such a hilarious episode and a solid A+ from our perspective. Also, apologies for the slight delay in uploading this week, busy schedules, and all that...(Synopsis at 11:30)

Bart's fancy belt gets stolen by the bullies. That leads Homer into the world of boxing and a title fight against the champion in which he nearly gets fustigated. Rob has lost his sense of smell and the guys talk bullshit Olympic events. [Synopsis at 13:10]

We're back to regular scheduled programming this week, and we tackle Rob's favourite episode of all time, S08E02 - You Only Move Twice (the Hank Scorpio episode). IMDB has this rated as the second best episode of the Simpsons, only marginally behind Homer's Enemy (the Frank Grimes episode). Hope you guys enjoy this episode, we've been looking forward to doing this one for a long time. See you all next week for "The Homer They Fall"! Enjoy!(Synopsis at 17:30)

It's an up late with Rob and Andy and 3 special guests Nathan, Dan and Douggie. We're really really really sorry. The 3 segments are: Bart finds his evil twin Hugo in the attic, Lisa becomes God to a race of tiny people, and Kang and Kodos assume the identities of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. [Synopsis at 9:18]

And we've arrived...at the end of Season 7!! What a ride it's been. This is, by far, the season most packed-out with killer episodes. But Season 8 is waiting for us, and it's widely regarded as the best season ever. We cant't wait!! But we end things on S07E25 - Summer of 4 Ft. 2. Such an amazing Lisa episode that really has it all. We had a great time putting this one together, and we hope you like it too. Enjoy!!(Synopsis at 10:30)

Ya have ta SASS IT! Homer gets his groove back by joining the Hullabalooza music festival as a freak who takes cannonball shots to the guts. Rob discovered that his wife left their first date after 1 drink to have a relaxing bath. [Synopsis at 9:15]

On this week's episode, Springfield is overrun by bears (kind of) and to combat this the residents ask for a bear patrol to monitor the neighbourhood. After seeing the cost of this being a $5 tax increase, Homer and the townspeople are furious. Mayor Quimby diverts the attention to a perceived illegal immigration problem, and announces proposition 24 which threatens to deport Apu and the other illegal immigrants from Springfield. (Synopsis at 12:45)

In an action packed A+ episode Grandpa reveals that he and Burns are the last two men in the Hellfish Bonanza. Bart helps Grandpa recover the treasure.

On this week's episode, we discuss all things 22 Short Films About Springfield! This is an episode that truly needs no introduction. We get iconic scenes such as "Steamed Hams", Apu in the Jolly Bengali, and the Pulp Fiction rip-offs. We absolutely love this episode, and had a great time putting this one together for you guys. Thanks to everyone who wrote in, and please get your questions in for next weeks episode, The Flying Hellfish!![Synopsis at 10:15]

Bart gets a fake ID, rents a car and goes on a road trip. Homer and Lisa have a great time at the plant. Marge learns how to corner the real estate market through hypnosis. [Synopsis at 11:15]

In this week's episode, Troy McClure (voiced by none other than Phil Hartman) meets Selma, and after an initial date he realises that she just might be the kickstart to his career he so desperately needed. Another wonderful Season 7 episode, we've had so many good ones in a row now!! Thanks to everyone who wrote in for this one, and please get your questions in for next week's episode, S07E19 - Bart on the Road!!(Synopsis at 14:00)

Bart helps Chester J Lampwick prove that he invented Itchy and Scratchy in the course killing the cartoon. Fortunately Lester and Eliza save the day. Rob and Andy also discus crypto and Bob Katter's concern about crocodiles eating people.

In this week's episode, Smithers is sent on a forced vacation and he chooses Homer as his replacement. Homer inadvertently teaches Burns the value of self-reliance, much to Smiths dismay. A wonderful Season 7 episode, although Rob and Andy differed quite a bit in terms of it's "rating". Thanks to everyone who got questions in for this one, and please write in for next weeks episode, S07E18 - The Day the Violence Died. Cheers guys!!!(Synopsis at 13:00)

Homer becomes town crier. Lisa discovers the shocking truth about Jebediah Springfield. Donald Sutherland embiggens the episode with his cromulent performance as the curator. Rob accuses George Washington of being a pedo. Good family listening. [Synopsis at 4:50]

In this week's episode, Bart inadvertently causes a massive downward spiral in Krusty's career. Krusty is found guilty of tax evasion, and then fakes his own death. Bart and Lisa uncover the truth, and convince Rory B. Bellows (aka Krusty) to come back into society. We loved this episode, and both agreed that is should be graded a solid A!! Thanks to everyone who wrote in for this weeks episode, and please get those questions in for next week's episode, Lisa the Iconoclast!![Synopsis at 11:45]

Marge becomes a social climbing snob only to realise that she doesn't want to join any club that would have (that) her as a member. Homer is in a golf battle with Burns until he discovers Smithers' reptile eggs scam. [Synopsis at 5:10]

George HW Bush moves in challenging Homer's status as king of the neighborhood. Special guest Poochie (co-host) Nathan joins in to help us ruin this episode like a Japanese banquet! [Synopsis at 12:00]

To avoid spending time at home, Homer enlists Moe, Apu, and Otto to join a bowling league. However, their team sponsor, Mr. Burns, has a different idea. Meanwhile, the kids at Springfield Elementary are forced to wear uniforms after Bart pulls a prank with a MAD Magazine inspired t-shirt. Such a wonderful episode, which we both agreed was a solid A-. We hope you guys enjoy the episode, and a huge thank you to everyone who wrote in for this on. Cheers guys, have a great week!![Synopsis at 8:15]

Bart steals a copy of Bonestorm and Marge doesn't see him as her special little guy anymore. Stealing the show is the store detective, Don Brodka, played by Lawrence Tierney. There are some AMAZING tidbits about his craziness from this episode and from Seinfeld! And Penny manages to lock Rob's keys in his central locking car. [Synopsis at 13:45]