Minion Death Cult

TODAY: We tag along with the Anonymous Collective Facebook page as they fight against wind powered energy, vegetarianism, the Democratic Party, and put the fix on English soccer league matches—all from the comfort of Nigeria. ALSO: Mark Robinson, Trump’s “Martin Luther King on steroids,” flames out in his candidacy for North Carolina Governor when his old porn messageboard posts become public. Will his juices be too funky for The Old North State? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week  

TODAY: We cover the Teamsters Union’s Presidential Non-Endorsement and discuss the support for Trump among the rank and file and the various inane arguments in favor of the Republican candidate ALSO: Trying to turn fellow Teamsters away from the Republican party while avoiding regime change from the K-Hive PLUS: Kamala proves her American bone fides by fantasizing about killing a home intruder on Oprah, but is she willing to leave her home booby trapped 24/7 in case of undocumented immigrant assailants? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed by director Chris Bell featuring Anarcho-dad sketch comedy, maniacally bloody music videos, investigations of 16-bit communal spaces, stoner professor instruction on meme creation, and greasy weirdo talk shows Listen to Close Other Tabs w/Ani and Alex on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podcast Addict, or wherever you get podcasts Music: Black Sabbath - Dirty

TODAY: We look at the newest and (rather dull) assassination attempt on Trump’s life—and switch gears immediately to focus on his far more interesting would-be assailant and the myriad of… passionate right wing responses to the latest re-hashed story beat in this election cycle. We look at potential shooter Ryan Routh’s incredible online presence, filled with disillusionment over Donald Trump and Tulsi Gabbard and his ideas about saving Ukraine with Elon Musk rockets and a star-studded charity song called “We Are One.” Are future assassination attempts going to get even more anticlimactic? Will disillusioned Trump fans keep trying to kill him? Are we seeing a rise in the militant swing voter? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week See Minion Death Cult LIVE in Seattle on 10/18 w/Bryan Quinby doing commentary over an insane movie we have covered on this show but you have probably not seen And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed

TODAY: We cover the right’s response to Kamala’s overperformance in the debate, with the cope reaching “Haitian pogrom” levels. Did Kamala hire a rogue gaffer to distract Trump with lights? Did she use an earpiece to receive her responses? Did ABC lose $27 million dollars because of their unfair treatment of Trump? Maybe! ALSO: With Trump’s claims about Haitian migrants “eating pets” thoroughly debunked, the right continues it’s anti-immigrant frenzy with inane AI slop, pointing guns at their computer screens, and even liberals get in on the jokes about Haitians eating pets. See Minion Death Cult LIVE in Seattle on 10/18 w/Bryan Quinby doing commentary over an insane movie we have covered on this show but you have probably not seen Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed by director Chris Bell featuring Anarcho-dad sketch comedy, maniacally bloody music videos, investigations of 16-bit commun

TODAY: In a liberal's wet dream, prominent conservative pundits are revealed to be on the payroll of actual Russian agents. We revisit some of their hits and wonder how we can secure a similar bag. PLUS: We look into one of the many hoaxes being pushed this election season: Venezuelan Drug Landlords. We listen to a viral Tik Tok about the supposed gang takeover and follow the thread to the actual story: Venezuelan refugees being exploited by an absentee Slumlord who hired a PR firm to spread this story. See Minion Death Cult LIVE in Seattle on 10/18 w/Bryan Quinby doing commentary over an insane movie we have covered on this show but you have probably not seen Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed by director Chris Bell featuring Anarcho-dad sketch comedy, maniacally bloody music videos, investigations of 16-bit communal spaces, stoner professor instruction on meme creation, and greasy weir

TODAY: S.F. State University and Portland, Maine successfully divest from Israel's weapons suppliers in a victory for Pro-Palestine protesters and definitely not a loss for zionists who don't care at all PLUS: A comedian gets confused in a drug store and becomes a right wing sensation as they project their racist beliefs onto one of the closing Rite Aids. We reminisce about the old days of browsing Rite Aid for hours on end--a tradition lost to uh wokeness or something. And we discuss the right's instinct to side with business despite that business's complicity in the opioid epidemic. Music: Bob Mould - Give Me One Good Reason I dont give af if you're transgender clean yo damn room- CENSORED dialogue Tony wanted this song: I Don’t give af if you’re transgender clean yo damn room- CENSORED dialogue And I’ll take Bob Mould - One Good Reason

TODAY: Trump goes double siko mode on veterans--making fun of them for dying to get a medal of honor as opposed to giving him a bunch of money like Miriam Adelson, then shooting a campaign video at Arlington Natl. Cemetary where a member of his group also allegedly assaulted a female employee. PLUS: In a direct assault on memes, a Texas sixth-grader is suspended and handcuffed for saying he wanted to blow up like Riff Raff. We defend both the kid and the rapper AND: Australian workers win (nebulous) protections from off-hours contact by employers and a bunch of guys who might be employers one day take an issue with it. See Minion Death Cult LIVE in Seattle on 10/18 w/Bryan Quinby doing commentary over an insane movie we have covered on this show but you have probably not seen Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed by director Chris Bell featuring Anarcho-dad sketch comedy, maniacally bloody

TODAY: Alex is joined by Jake and Adam from the excellent Labor Valley Report to talk about an important working class issue—the bizarre right wing comments they get on their YouTube videos. PLUS: A smackdown I got from one of their viewers after my appearance on their show, and a different argument with a fellow Teamster over Trump’s NLRB history. ALSO: We cover 2 huge NLRB rulings from the last week: Amazon drivers in California were determined to be Amazon employees (as opposed to independent contractors) by a regional office of the National Labor Relations Board, and the national board certified the Amazon Labor Union in Staten Island. We talk about the loopholes companies use to further erode wages and labor power, and the necessity of making coalitions with people from different backgrounds. Solidarity is the way. Listen to Close Other Tabs w/Ani and Alex on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podcast Addict, or wherever you get podcasts Watch and subscribe to The Labor Valley Report and watch Alex's interview

TODAY: Ani helps us cover the DNC in the only way it could possibly be interesting: through the eyes of right wing psychopaths on Facebook.  The Democrats perform free abortions in the DNC parking lot and steal the genders of religious attendees; Ella Emhoff presents a worst-case scenario for any parent (child with tattoos and hat), while Tim Walz’s 17 year old son demonstrates what it means to be a cucked modern male (love your dad);  And speaking of Tim Walz, the demonic VP candidate betrays christians everywhere by saying he used IVF instead of a different reproductive medical procedure Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week  

"You're more Native American than my people ever were." Alex is on vacation so we're re-releasing an old episode, one of our favorites. We'll be back next week. Until then, Patreon supporters are still getting bonus episodes. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  And please enjoy To Die For. You may learn something. We watched To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider. A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the movie chronicles Quint North (John Schneider), a veteran of some war, who is intent on triggering the local high school quarterback after he takes a knee during the national anthem.  Quint's Native American neighbor, Wes, is the avenue for our main character to reel off Gran Torino style racial slurs at a flag-hating libtard, but this Native American Democrat will eventually come to respect the "crazy old white man's" fight against the modern world. Quint also faces: a daughter filing a restraining order against him on

TODAY: We address an important relationship dilemma: Is it alpha to throw a fit when your girlfriend says she wants to marry you? ALSO: We watch the sun set on the British R@pe Empire as they begin(?) telling their army soldiers not to commit sexual assault. WHEN WILL THE GASLIGHTING STOP? FINALLY: Harley Bikers are on strike as the classic motorcycle company goes woke again. Will the nation’s landlords ultimately relinquish their Outlaw Biker status? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week, plus instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes.     

TODAY: Author and friend Rax King (https://www.raxkingisdead.com/) joins us to discuss “progressive zionists” ongoing rationalization of Israel’s attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of Anti-Italian racism, we explore the frothing conservative backlash against Robert DeNiro aka Slobbert Big Zero Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week. Follow us on twitch at http://twitch.tv/miniondeathcult) Mob DLA- High Vis

TODAY: A nazi super-soldier is handed a 20 year sentence for beating multiple officers and filming himself making death threats during Jan 6th, and a Washington Examiner reporter gets so mad she posts Hitler about it. PLUS: Gruesome Newsom has had it up to here with Los Angeles homeless people and takes care of the problem himself by personally throwing all their belongings in the trash. We discuss liberalism’s inability to manage its optics crisis and how allowing these problems to fester breeds the fascism on display. FINALLY: Is there anything more emblematic of the Biden administration than the Secret Service breaking into my business and repeatedly going number two in my bathroom and leaving the front door unlocked? Is this 1984? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every a week Stickers and shirts here: http://miniondeathcult.com/merch  Subscribe to our youtube channel for video clips and livestreams at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: We continue our horserace coverage with a followup as Trump agrees to debate Kamala, and her campaign is accused of antisemitism for not picking Josh Shapiro as her running mate. ALSO: Mamala herself serves a fierce clapback at women protesting the genocide in Gaza and fans ask, why aren't they protesting Trump? PLUS: In an effort to prove they aren't weird, the right wing starts yelling about tampons and horse c*m en masse Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult  Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult  Stickers and shirts here: http://miniondeathcult.com/merch  Music: Summer 2000 baby -tv girl New black history- jpegmqfia ft. Vince staples. 

TODAY: Trump backs out of an upcoming presidential debate with Kamala Harris and we survey the people who think it makes him look cool and strong AND: The Conservative Goths Facebook group shares regrets about JD Vance as VP while we fantasize about two simultaneous solo presidential debates ALSO: America goes to war with Iran maybe, and Washington Post readers are sick of Israel’s bullshit Plus: It all happens on X, by which we mean the planning of British race riots and the Pentagon's misinformation campaign about a Chinese-made vaccine in the Philippines Listen now at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week    

TODAY: we cover the gender-critical movement’s freak out over Olympic Algerian Boxer Imane Khelif, and their newest litmus tests for deciding what gender they want you to be. PLUS: Trump visits the National Association of Black Journalists to make incredible statements about Kamala Harris’s race, and we take another look at how his supporters are running with this strategy. Would Be- Las Nubes (on tour) Set It- Denzel Curry ft, Maxo Kream   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult   Stickers and shirts here: http://miniondeathcult.com/merch   

TODAY: We're back with Sean KB from The Antifada to talk about the supposed right wing takeover of labor by... covering their 5-year plan to get every service worker in the country fired. Spearheaded by professional Karens like Libs of Tik Tok, the Right was on a cancelling crusade in the wake of the bungled Trump assassination to fire everyone who thought it was funny. A backlash forces many on the right to double-down on their war against workers, producing interesting responses.  PLUS: the finer points of which employees you are allowed to get fired (cops, managers); being a general strike accelerationist by getting everyone fired; and Sean shares a story of a union victory on his job site. Listen to this episode and hundreds more by subscribing at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Subscribe to the Antifada at https://www.patreon.com/theantifada 

TODAY: It’s the ultimate right-wing Kamala meme meltdown, and we’re covering all of it now to get it out of the way. It’s a torrential amount of cope as Trump supporters cling to theories about Democrats conspiring to foil their own plans, The right gets even weirder about women to own the Harris campaign, And Facebook boomers deploy photoshopped images so poorly edited even their peers are clocking them. Finally, we dive into a Law Enforcement Group comment section for a spirited debate on whether Kamala is scientifically Black or eligible to run for president. Daddy- Nourished by Time Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week 

It's that time. We're traveling back two months in time for an episode all about the people who got extremely mad online at Alex for wearing a keffiyeh (and who probably also got him temporarily fired) Tagging the wrong employer, fantasies about being Alex's boss and killing him, getting mad about culturally appropriating from a "filthy" group of people--the responses are a delight to behold.

Today we cover the BREAKING NEWS that Don Henley has issued a DMCA strike against DEATH CHAT 500 for trying to defend the Eagles. Also the president is dead. Or resigned. Or something. PLUS: we invite fellow union man, The Third Sean (of The Antifada) to talk about Teamster President SOB’s appearance at the RNC Is this a big deal? Can we flatter conservatives into pro-worker policies? Should our coworkers be sent to the hague for voting Republican? Listen to find out. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Listen to The Antifada (https://rss.com/podcasts/the-antifada/) and support them on Patre on (https://www.patreon.com/theantifada)  Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult  Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult  Slab- Wombo Fisherrr- Cash Cobain