Fade To Green

We promised we'd do it. Here is Carter and Holden's review of Midnight Sun. Stephanie Meyer has gone back to the mine to teach kids that toxic behavior is totally acceptable and this time we are here to fight back! Enjoy! @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

There is one good joke in this movie. We saved you the trouble. You are welcome. And we love you. 

wow hey wow we did not expect the upswing after part 1. The Hunger Games finale really makes us wonder why the first part existed at all. It didn't need to. Really.  @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

Well this one didn't matter. Very little happens with Katniss and the gang, but we are still fun to listen to! Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1 (2014) is a filler-full disaster of tropes and slogs. Don't believe us? We'll change your mind. @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

The Hunger Games are heatin' up! Katniss and Peeta are forced into another adventure and we are here to talk all about it! Would that the statistical probability of success veer more towards you than anyone else!  @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

What can we say? We love YA. And we wanted to see some good YA movies after sitting through twilight. No featured actor, just watching the Hunger Games (2012). We are doing 'em all! @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

CW: Discussion of sexual violence from 1:27-6:11.  Ah to end our saga of Robert. Goodbye Robert, we'll see you in Batman. But! Not before we sit through one last pile of horse s**t. It's High Life (2018)  Fadetogreencast@gmail.com @holdenchee @carterdorey

This movie wins the award for "Most Ironic Title." That's about the best we can say about it. Good Time (2017) is the story of one man's quest to upset everyone he meets and buy a big house in the country. fadetogreencast@gmail.com @holdenchee @carterdorey

Well, Carter messed up and uploaded these out of order. Little Ashes (2008) should have been uploaded before The Rover. That's his bad. Or my bad. Depending on whose voice you hear when you read this.  @fadetogreencast@gmail.com @holdenchee @carterdorey

Twilight is over but we aren't finished with our boy Robby-P! In this one, he accompanies Guy Pierce across a desert in order to find his recently lost brother! It's The Rover (2014)  @Holdenchee @Carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

I dunno, vampires and s**t fadetogreencast@gmail.com @holdenchee @carterdorey

Welcome back to tripping the Twilight fantastic! We're in the home stretch now and things are only slowing down! fadetogreencast@gmail.com @holdenchee @carterdorey

Hello! Carter took a week off but we decided to bring you our first-ever solo review! This week Holden tells you all about The King of Staten Island (2020), starring SNL member Pete Davidson! A magical, magical thing.

The next in the series! A movie like no other! Certainly, the only movie to feature Edward and Jacob and Bella for the third time in a row!  @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

We are really keeping up with this triple watch thing. We are doing well so far. Twilight: New Moon is not. A lot of things don't happen this time around. @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

Right, so, we have put ourselves along a new journey. This one is about Robert Pattinson. We are watching every Twilight movie thrice. We feel very odd about this decision. We don't quite know what we're doing. Cut off a piece. fadetogreencast@gmail.com @holdenchee @carterdorey

Skiptrace (2016) is a movie that exists on Netflix. It is a wonderful tourism picture of Chinese culture by way of lovely Russian Landscapes. The only issue is these two random dudes who keep getting in fights in front of the camera.  fadetogreencast@gmail.com @holdenchee @carterdorey

Okay upfront, this is not the 1994 Drunken Master. We thought we were doing that but we found one much older pretending to be from 2002. It's a long story. This one is from 1978; when the hair was as big as the sexism!  Say hello!  @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com

Lots of kicking and punching in this one! Plus a whiny white kid for all of us at home to relate to! The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) Is a fun little ride through a secret world that secretly is definitely still China. Starring Jackie Chan and Jet Li @Holdenchee @Carterdorey Fadetogreencast@gmail.com

A new journey begins! We are exploring the high octane world of several random Martial Arts Genre films starring Jackie Chan and/or Jet Li! Starting with Hero (2002). One of the best films! @holdenchee @carterdorey fadetogreencast@gmail.com