The How-to Heretic

This week! Uncle Doug introduces us to Trump's conduit to Jesus, Robert Jeffress, Uncle Mark looks inside for religious experiences and Uncle Dan mercifully concludes his real-time reenactment of Exodus!

This week! Uncle Mark sets a snare for your favorite cryptid, Uncle Doug recounts all the novocaine-like numbness that was Mormon General Conference, and Uncle Dan is still wandering aimlessly in Exodus Pt-3!

This week! We celebrate our 2-year pod-a-versary with the dumbest dinosaur story ever told, part 2 of the bizarrely incoherent story of Exodus, & Neil Polzin & Kim Newton of Camp Quest tell us about a summer camp that doesn't suck!   To learn more about Camp Quest, or to support the amazing work that Kim Newton and Neil Polzin are doing check out campquest.org

This week! Uncle Dan leads us out of Egypt with part one a deep dive into the great migration that never happened, Exodus. And national treasure Dr. Darrel Ray joins us to make masturbation great again (not that ever wasn't great!). www.seculartherapy.org

This week! Uncle Doug Shows us hate turning to love and right back to hate with his breakdown of Russel Nelson's hate speech, Uncle Mark talks about what's not for dinner with sin eating, and Uncle Dan takes us to church. Or not! It's up to you.

This week! Uncle Dan induces a terror of typos with Titivillus, Uncle Doug has us thinking about antimatter with 21 grams, and Uncle Mark gets gay all day with St. Sebastian!

This week! Uncle Dan fires shots in the War on Breakfast with John Harvey Kellogg, Doug looks both North and South to the Gods of the Aurora, and Uncle Mark discusses when and How-To walk away. 

This week! Uncle Doug tells us what's new with Q, Uncle Mark does an extended ad for the Lemurian Tourism Bureau and Uncle Dan does not read the Urantia Book and that's a good thing.

This week! Uncle Mark demonstrates a real time-saving gadget for all your sacrificial needs with Moloch, Uncle Doug recounts all the ways religion hurt the Smart Family, and Uncle Dan does Daniel part 2, the Re-Danieling!

This week! The Uncles 3 look back over 100 episodes and decide to go for 100 more! Join us for all the centennial fun!

This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to the Mad Monk Grigori Rasputin, Uncle Doug finds solace from the horrors of the world inside a cookie, and Uncle Dan finds his favorite book is named after him. 

This week! Uncle Doug reads bible porn and wow it smells weird, Uncle Mark steps on a crack but your mom seems fine, and Uncle Dan begins to tackle the national health crisis of toxic masculinity.

This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to a saint you best not pray to, Uncle Doug brings us home to Utah in Brother Brigham's wagon and Uncle Dan wants to see what can be saved from religion.

This week! Uncle Doug reports on all the criminality and sexual misconduct that lead to Joseph Smith's last look out the window, Uncle Mark proves he does not see color, at least not the invisible one surrounding you and Uncle Dan asks 'Missionary work. Why?'

This week! Uncle Mark bums us out with the misnamed Colony of Dignity, Uncle Doug bums us out a little less with the Cult of Reason, and we ask what it would take to believe.

This week! Uncle Doug Introduces us to Josephus who was kind of a dick and never met Jesus, Uncle Mark then introduces us to Lady Jesus and her Eastern Lightning, and Uncle Dan shows us what woo can do for you. 

This week! Uncle Mark takes us to a very unfriendly mountain top to meet Crom, Uncle Doug introduces us to the about-to-become-extinct VidAngel, and Uncle Dan makes our brains implode with the Story of Moroni vs Zerahemna.

This week! Uncle Doug drags us to an art opening for the incredibly subtle political messaging of Jon McNaughton, and the wonderful Dave Warnock joins us to talk about How-To die. 

This week! Uncle Mark is horrified by the 'miracle' of the Gadarene Swine and Uncles Dan and Doug report back from a disappointing evening of open-air theater in rural Utah, the Mormon Manti Miracle Pageant. 

This week! Uncle Mark loses track of the body count with the Order of the Solar Temple, Uncle Dan takes Naturopathy for a Spin and Uncle Doug goes to Ayn Rand's sad sex party.