The How-to Heretic

This week! Uncle Dan wonders if religion will ever get something right, Uncle Doug proves it will not with Heretics in the News and Uncle Mark takes one giant leap into derp with The Chariots of the Gods?

This week! Uncle Doug welcomes student activist Virne to discuss bringing the Satanic Temple's Lucien Greaves to Mormon country, Uncle Dan talks about his basket fetish with Wicca, and Uncle Mark ruins everything with the Ant Hill Kids (extremely graphic content be warned).

This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to Pharaoh's Razor with Pyramid Power, Uncle Dan takes us hunting with Saint Hubert and Uncle Doug shows all the unchanged changes with BYU's odious and hateful Honor Code.

This week! Uncle Mark takes us on the journey of a very weird foreskin with the Holy Prepuce, Uncle Dan encourages us to join internet cults and Uncle Doug discusses how-to reclaim one's identity post religion!

This week! Uncle Doug tells us who god hates with the Westboro Baptist loonies, Uncle Dan fails to inspire us with inspirational Bible stories, and Uncle Mark joins you on your journey, wherever it leads!

This week! Uncle Dan thinks burning widows is a bad thing with Sati, Uncle Doug gives away a dinette-set in Square That Circle, and Uncle Mark wonders if Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot would dig our show (Answer, probably not)!

This week! Uncle Dan introduces us to some very disappointing vibrators with tuning fork woo, Uncle Doug bothers you after you're dead with baptisms for the dead, and Uncle Mark asks "Were the Nazis atheists"? 

This week! Uncle Mark honors his culture and heritage with the Creativity Movement, Uncle Dan gets tangled in snakes with the Caduceus and Uncle Doug brings up to date with the latest religious derp!

This week! Uncle Mark shows us the 'colored' entrance to Mormon heaven with Jane Manning James, Uncle Doug ends the beginning with Genesis part II, and Uncle Dan gives us a treatise on religious art!

This week! Uncle Dan talks about a real nice girl he met in Spain, uncle Doug weeps his way through a bunch of begats in Genesis, and uncle Mark goes viral (no, literally… like he caught a virus and couldn’t do the show).

This week! Uncle Mark tells a tale of sex and pyramids and winemaking with Summum and Uncle Doug wonders if doing something good with 100 billion dollars might be better than doing nothing good with it.

This week! Uncle Doug mourns all we've lost with the War on Christmas, Uncle Dan rings his weird bell one last time with Sokushinbutsu, and Paige returns once more for a follow-up on the virtues of lying to children!

This Week! Uncle Mark ruins your baby shower with the Limbo of the Infants, Uncle Doug ruins your day with the Oppression of the Uyghurs, and our friend Paige returns to join us in some caroling! 

This week! Uncle Mark reads the paper live and we all have aneurysms, Uncle Doug gives a tiny hope for equality with the ERA, and Uncle Dan manifests a secret just in time for Christmas!

This week! Uncle Mark warns that your orange juice may hate you with Anita Bryant, Uncle Dan gives us the Terrible Parable quiz and Uncle Doug muses over when and How-To intervene.

This week! Uncle Mark has questions for the candidate, Uncle Doug helps us sleep with the Mayan calendar and Uncle Dan finds purity culture ain't so pure!

This week! Uncle Mark thinks maybe Mohammed didn't split the moon, after all, Unce Dan frustrates us yet again with Charlie Brown's patron saint, and Uncle Doug recaps a bloody few weeks in Mormon country.

This week, Uncle Mark wants to stuff your head with rice for Eugenics, Uncle Doug gets in the merch game with Jesus Shoes, and Uncle Dan makes everybody lose their appetite with Cannibalism! It's a weird one. 

This week! Uncle Doug finds secret recommendations with backmasking, Uncle Mark tells forever to f*ck off, and Dr. Marlene Winell joins us to discuss Religious Trauma Syndrome!

This week! Unce Mark gets us all hopelessly lost with the Liahona, Uncle Doug proves that good guys finish last with the Prodigal Son and Uncle Dan warns us to watch out for BOO!