Bawdy Storytelling

Ever needed to juice up your marriage?   Have you ever talked to your wife about fucking a dude together? Burlesque, Drag and Theater sensation Bambi Galore is married to a woman, and they decide that what they need to juice up their marriage  is to pick up some bio-cock together. So Bambi and Heidi create their Threesome Manifesto and head out of town, only to battle whiskey dick, plates of coke, break-ins, Shane from the L Word crashing their threesome, and more. Will they achieve their FFM fantasy? And Dixie signs up for a Cancer Adventure, and embarks on a Secret Mission.   Song: ’Big Dick’ (Little Big)   Queer l Addictive Personality l Police | Lesbian l Naked l Poet l Emotional l Robbery l Cigar l Ruined l Burlesque Regalia | Costume l Texting l Full Mast l Eye Contact l Wink l Squirt l All Nighter l Condoms l 6 Pack I Broken Window l Fantasy l Goal l Manifesto l Oprah l Cancer l Anatomical Cock l Bobbing Action l Wannabe l Threesome | Performer l Drinking l Snorting l Artist l Erect l New York’s Finest

Have you ever run away to the circus and offered a clown a blowjob? It’s 1977 in Jolly Old England, and Golden Age of Adult Cinema megastar Veronica Hart (a.k.a Jane Esther Hamilton) is performing under the big top when Brian the tightrope clown catches her eye - so she propositions him backstage. Flattered, Brian tells Vanessa he’s happily married - and then the fun really begins! That night’s intimate threesome turns into a family breakfast and a lifelong connection that inspired Veronica Hart’s career as an actress, producer and director.   Song: ’3’ (Britney Spears)   Threesome l I Love my Wife l Big Top | Family l Circus l Clown l Elephants l Trapeze Artist l Human Cannonball | Performer l Gobsmacked l Model l Actress l Dancer l Singer l Best Gift l Industry l Tube l Tooting | Pixie l Wine l Malarkey l Parents l Relaxed l Threesome Dynamic l Integrity l Trustworthy l Worship l Miniskirt l Nipple I Crosseyed l Wink l Nuzzle l Smoosh l Guide l Huzzah l Sleepover l Breakfast l Pancakes and Orange Juice l A

Have you ever gotten laid at a Dungeons & Drag Queen sex party while dressed as an Entwife? Post body shaming and bullying, Cosplayer & Drag Performer Annalyn Bond finds community among fellow Superhero movie fans. & While sitting in a dark theater surrounded by comic book characters, Annalyn has an epiphany: Cosplay is about showing the world your uncensored self, so rather than just watching the action onscreen, why not craft your own storyworthy life? Making their desires known to the rest of the freaks and geeks, soon Marvel’s galaxy of stars appear at Annalyn’s gangbang Captain America birthday party to give the first Avenger the ultimate in birthday wish fulfillment - and a Happy Ending.   Song: ’Save Me’ (Aimee Mann)   Superhero l Cosplay | Origin Story l Bullying l Nerd l Luke Skywalker   l Harvard l Harry Potter | Buffy the Vampire Slayer l Film l Darth Vader l Music Video l Threesome l Community l Mission Control | Loki l Thor l Agent Colson l Iron Man l Villains l Heroes l Dungeon l Haw

Does assisting the other penis with lube application just feel like the polite thing to do? Burlesque Performer and Kinesthesiologist Jet Noir grew up rejecting the label ‘Bisexual’, because although his mother and father raised him shame-free, the world isn’t quite so openminded. Moving out on his own at 18, he started dating with intention, trying on prospective partners with the intent of recreating the ‘wife and babies’ life that had surrounded him. But as he stood at his father’s grave and watched his mother wave goodbye to the casket, Jet came to a life-changing realization: That was their story, not his, and he never wanted to go back to ‘normal’ ever again. #ShameFree #NoLabels #BeWhoYouAre #DiscoverYourself #MentalHealth   Song: ’No Matter What’ (Calum Scott)   Bisexual l Queer | Gay l Pansexual l Family l Death l Wife and Kids l Shame | Evaluating Life Partners l Fire and Brimstone Church l Gay is Serious l Buy You a Woman l Best Friends l Label It l Manhood | Molesting l Marriage l Dad Jokes l Dati

This week, we’re featuring an episode of the All that and Mo podcast, where Bawdy’s host Dixie De La Tour and Best of Bawdy repeat offender Mollena Lee Williams-Haas hang out - with a live studio audience - and swap stories of their antics on Craigslist Casual Encounters. Did you know that both Mo and Dixie Won Best of Craigslist? It’s True! Want part 2 of this kaffee klatsch recording? Subscribe right now to All that and Mo. You can find Mo’s podcast wherever you listen to podcasts. Check them out on social media too! On Instagram @mollena_lee_williams_haas/and or on TikTok @ mollenaleewilliamshaas. Hope you enjoy!

Today Double Teamed Podcast's Cami & Niki talk about their recent journeys with kink & power exchanges, along with answering some listener questions centered around prioritizing partners, restructuring FWBs, and letting someone know how you feel. Hope you enjoy! Want More? You can listen to your favorite twins every Thursday, wherever you listen to podcasts. Check them out on social media too: Instagram @camiandniki and @ doubleteamedpodcast or on TikTok @ doubleteamedpodcast and at https://www.doubleteamedpodcast.com/ Need to see the twins to be able to tell their voices apart? Listen & watch them on YouTube!

Have you ever thought about Eroticizing your Coulrophobia? Author, Educator and ‘Super Nova of Kink’ Midori offers a masterclass in negotiation to a fan and young clown fetishist - and this fear scene will give you the willies! As Midori and her lucky pupil Ron don their rainbow wigs & giant clown shoes and prepare to co-top 2 eager submissives in the Shibari conference’s dungeon, she teaches him the importance of creativity and clear boundaries. Spoiler Alert: What’s the secret to surprising your victims at a Shibari conference? Don’t use Rope. #Shibari #RopeBondage #ClownScene   Song: ’Funhouse’ (Pink)   Kink l Dungeon | Clown l Rope Bondage l Shibari l Balloon Cage l Feminine Dominance l l Kink Event | Consent Conversation l Assumptions l Topping l Dynamic Rope l Clown Co-Top l Negotiation l Interrogation l Rainbow Wig l Kimono | Negotiator l Fear of Clowns l It l Mirror l Fellate l Play Piercing l Medical Supplies l Needles l Negotiation Masterclass l Laughter l Fish l Clown Makeup l Japanese l Whip C

Are you doing it wrong forever, or just wrong tonight? Hillbilly Drag Queen Jubilee confesses to being a ‘Lily dippin, fairy flipping, dick kissin’ gay boy’ - but before that, she was Joe, a Midwestern Fraternity President who majored in HomoSuppression. But when a series of Southern Comfort-soaked college hookups go astray, Jubilee learns to accept her true sexual identity to finally become the flamboyantly real Drag Persona who stands on Bawdy’s stage. And Dixie talks Touring the Live Show, learning to use ChatGPT, and getting an in-person dose of Body Positivity at a Big Fat Pool Party.   Song: ’Drag Queens & Limosines’ (Mary Gauthier)   Drag l Power Dynamics | Sorority Sister l Fraternity Brother l Safety l Losing Your Virginity l Hollywood Lied l | Carrie Underwood l Slut-Shaming l AfterCare l Respect l Cheating | Gatorade Vodka l Women’s Pleasure l Church / Steeple | Ballerina l Femme Fatale l Boss Bitch l Gay l Lesbian l Queer l Peach Schnapps l Menstruation l Esophagus Technique l Dorms l Freshman

Would you fly 3000 miles for ‘strange’ sex? Kinky, queer, poly sex educator Trixie Lamonte loves anonymous sex, but they’re way too social and know too many people - a one night stand won’t work at home. So this frustrated extrovert decides to travel across the country to visit a brand new city with a high-ranked queer nightclub, and just to be safe, dons a disguise. Things are working out: Genderqueer hotties on the dance floor? Check. An invite to hook up with a nonbinary supermodel? YES! It’s all going well until someone blows their cover…. #GayestOfTheGay #ProstethicVsBio   Song: ’Body was Made’ (Ezra Furman)   Queer l Trans | NonBinary | Resilient Identity l Anonymous Sex l Travel l Myers-Briggs l Grindr l Scruff | Bumble l Hinge l Gay Male l Femme l Gender Neutral Bathroom | David Bowie l Lady Gaga l Safer Sex | Roleplay l Bat Mitzvah l Restraints l Body Parts l 90’s Music l Queer Nightclub l Spice Girls l Squirting l Nipple Clamps l Bio Cock l Energizer Bunny l Switch l Building Community l   About our

Do you believe that over-the-knee spankings are the lubricant of sexual discipline? Father Ebenezer Johnson breaks the seal of confession to tell us the story of Amy, a friend whose lifelong fantasies feature religious roleplay, Gregorian chants, and the catholic clergy. Will this elaborate Exorcist-inspired scene absolve Amy’s sins? And Dixie’s summertime work/play celebration this week involved a roadtrip (in Edna the Minivan) to Sex Geek Summer Camp. Was it worth 28 hours behind the wheel? #SisterGertrude #BirthdayGift #Sinner #Saint #BaseInstincts #SeduceTheGardener   Song: ’The Origin of Love’ (Mika)   Religious Roleplay l Institute of Higher Learning | Spiritual Orgasm | God’s Gift l Priest Frock l Vessel of God l Sexual Discipline l Theological Sexual Positions | College l Coed l Expelled | God’s Perfection l Fantasy l Craigslist Casual Encounters | Russian l Thorn Birds l The Exorcist l Fight the AntiChrist l Casual Sex l True Love l Open Relationship l Gregorian Chants l Spanking l Break Character l

What would compel a kinkster to become electrified in the bedroom (and Is vaginal lubricant conductive)? Queer Poet & Storyteller Blythe Baldwin loves Electrical Play, although Violet Wands are way out of her budget. But when her girlfriend demands some ‘really serious nipple clamps’, Blythe stumbles across a more affordable e-stim device online. Soon Blythe and her girlfriend are shocked and surprised, and their new toy delivers the warm champagne tingles and knifelike zaps of their dreams. Taco already! Plus an embarrassed Dixie learns something new about in-person events and makes an emergency trip to the Fire Department - and the sexy firemen there teach her a thing or two about lube and a tiny, tiny cousin to the Jaws of Life. #CradleIt #Safeword #AppleProductFromHell   Song: ’Danger! High Voltage’ (Electric Six)   Queer | Lesbian l Electricity l LGBTQIA+ l e-Stim l Violet Wand | Kink | Shock | Lacrosse l Sensation Play | JT’s Stockroom l BDSM l Nipple Clamps l Young Frankenstein l Neon Wand l Sports

Does it turn you on when your Dom ignores you and watches South Park while you’re choking on their massive meatstick? Non-binary writer & comedian Matthew Beld matches with bootycall-to-be JDaddy on 3 different Hookup sites in the same day, and Matthew’s attempts at radical honesty help them communicate clearly - and get exactly what they want. Plus Dixie gets a message: her secret storytelling methods helped a Bawdy Superfan not just get a great new job, but played a big part in keeping Barbie’s Trans / Non-binary family safe from impending Anti-Trans legislation in the South. Never forget: Telling your story can change your life!   Song: ’Downtown’ (Peaches)   Queer | Firsts l LGBTQIA+ l Trifecta l OKCupid | Adam4Adam | Grindr | Hung l Public Sex | Bottom l BDSM l Spanking l Pawn Stars l Degradation l Ignored l Online Dating | Radical Honesty | Sexual Conversation l Booty Call l Trysexual l Jockstrap l Military l Uniform l Humiliation l Outdoors l Ambien l Pain l Restriction l Dom l Handcuffs l Boy l Wi

Have you ever had anyone pay you to pee in their fern? Grrrl, that’s number 5 on Heklina’s list, so brace yourself! Legendary Drag Legend Heklina died on April 3rd in London while performing Mommy Queerest with Peaches Christ, and San Francisco’s Castro district shut down hard last week for Heklina’s Memorial. It was a sold out cavalcade of drag royalty live onstage at the Castro theater, plus they shut off the street and broadcast the performances on a Jumbotron for thousands outside, and over 10,000 fans watched it live from all over the world. Why am I telling you this? Because after years of saying No to performing at Bawdy, Heklina said Yes to Dixie a few years ago, so we have her story! Enjoy this beloved rim queen’s bizarre medley of shocking true tales - we’ll miss her trademark cackle and irreverent joie de vivre forever. Plus Dixie gets a phone call that reminds her that her work really matters, so this week’s Ramble has way less tears (is that good or bad? You tell me)   Drag | Castro Theater l TSh

Ever broken the rules as a teenager and then spent your entire life having absolutely no regrets about it? Love warrior and community connector Julie Barr becomes a camp counselor at 16, excited to spend the entire Summer drinking and partying with her friends. But the powers-that-be forbid fraternization between campers and counselors, and Miller the ManChild proves too tempting. Plus Dixie posits: what’s a Mother’s Day birthday without a full-on meltdown?   Coming of Age Story | Nature l Summertime | Sleepaway Camp | Teenager | The South l Heterosexuality | Future Selves l Grief l Celebration of Life | Mother’s Day | Birthday | Imposter Syndrome l Death l Adventure l Sex Geek Summer Camp   Song: ’Kids in Love’ (Mayday Parade)   About our Storyteller:   Love warrior and community connector, Julie Barr has worked for over 30 years with children, families, adults and couples to create richer, more rewarding relationships in all areas of their lives. She is comfortable working with the LGBTQ and kink/poly commu

What would it look like to Win the Pandemic? Comedian Alyssa Westerlund breaks up with her boyfriend at the beginning of Lockdown, and she’s been dealing with the loneliness and depression of a deep-in-COVID world with Ayahuasca, DMT and blueberry smoothies. Then one sizzling August night, she’s dancing naked in her living room when she feels her much younger neighbor’s eyes on her. He confesses that he’s in awe of her after listening to her having sex with strangers for years, and soon they’re chatting, playfully eating ice cubes off/out of each other and doing push-ups. He’s only 21 and she still doesn’t know his name, but they have a standing date for a twice a week bang - and that means things are looking up. #MeetYourNeighbor #HeatWave #BestSexOf2020 #BusinessmansTrip   Song: ’Naughty Girl Blues’ (Queen Herby)   About our Storyteller:   Alyssa Westerlund's sweet, innocent looks belie her wicked sense of humor and spot on delivery. She inspires women and melts men, like toy soldiers in the microwave. Alys

Do you want more than to get married and have babies with a ‘Holler Adonis’? Professor & co-founder of the Ecosexual Movement Beth Stephens receives a mid-doggie teenage marriage proposal in a river in West Virginia, and instantly knows she needs to run. From a big city art school to discovering lesbian sex and drugs to a 3-day sex-a-thon (cum couples therapy session) with her wife Annie Sprinkle, Beth’s love affair with nature never waivers, it only grows - and the Earth has the final word. #OriginStory #Appalachia #Hillbilly #Feminist #Leather #PunkRockDyke #ClimateChange #Queer #LoveYourMother   Song: ’Treefucker’ (Jefferson Bergey)   About our Storyteller:   ❤ A Founder of the Ecosex movement, Beth Stephens (in Artistic collaboration with her wife, Annie Sprinkle) believes that Saving the Planet is Sexy. Beth has spent many years creating art around her passion for the environment and In 2008, Beth and Annie began marrying the Earth in performance art weddings which set them on the path to explore the

Shockingly Powerful, my ass! Have you ever been incredibly excited for a gorgeous Timothy Chalamet lookalike to get the hell out of your house after a night of sex? Kirsten Mohan is a young widow who throws out all her sex toys when her husband dies…but a woman has needs. So to move on from grief, she goes on a #PrettyWomanShoppingSpree at Babeland and plans date #3 with Ben - except her handsome 22 year old wasn’t paying attention during the tutorial, and now she’s facing a trip to the ER. #SupremeActOfSelfCare #HopeAndOptimism #NakedEggsBenedict #Bzzzzzzzz   Song: ’Wiggle’ (Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg)   About our Storyteller:   Kirsten Mohan is a native Seattleite, photographer, and solo parent of two amazing nerdy teens. She's also a sex positivity advocate and an erotic artist working under the pseudonym "Butterfly Engine." Check out her work at butterflyengine.art or @butterflyengine on instagram. Episode links:   Bloom:  BLOOM is an intimate audio platform that can help you take your pleasure to new

Have you ever spent a wild weekend with 15,000 big hairy dudes in the Redwoods? Award-winning cartoonist Justin Hall doesn’t drink, but he knows he has to time his adventures carefully at Guerneville’s Lazy Bear Weekend  - these men party hard, and ya gotta catch em before they’re too drunk to f*ck. But when he sees the ass on Zardoz’ beer-guzzling boy toy Brian, Justin blindly follows those glorious globes back to their hotel room. Soon 5 furry men are in the hot tub and the action under the frothing water is starting to bubble to the surface - until they all learn a hard lesson about handling your liquor (well, everyone butt Brian) #pornstache #Splash #Spitroasted #Hangover #bacchanalia #BearCub   Song: ’S.O.B. (Jake Shears)   About our Storyteller:   Justin Hall is an award-winning cartoonist and educator. Hall created the comics True Travel Tales, Hard to Swallow, and Theater of Terror: Revenge of the Queers, and has work in publications such as the Houghton Mifflin Best American Comics, Best Erotic Comic

Are you surrounded by huge sex parties, tantra and kink events, sex science socials and orgies - though you don’t want any of it? Living in a sex-positive intentional community, Lila Donnolo (of Horizontal with Lila and IHeartRadio’s Positively Sex) has 24/7 access to whatever her heart desires, but she struggles with receiving pleasure. Yet after watching her housemate’s ‘sensation gangb*ng’, Lila realizes that luxuriating in touch and adoration feels edgy, so she asks for help and is instructed to create a menu of sensual human appetizers, salads, entrees and desserts and to invites friends and lovers. Is it selfish to bask, and to not rush to reciprocate? #HumanSlipNSlide #Laughter #DoodlePoll    Song: ‘Dopamine’ (BØrn)   About our Storyteller:   Lila Donnolo of Horizontal with Lila is an Intimacy Specialist, a Public Speaker, Writer, Actress, & Curator of Immersive events. As the daughter of an American psychologist & a Brazilian social worker, she’s been a student of human relationships for about

Have you ever been surrounded by tree rodents while you tried to 1) enjoy a D/S scene with your Sir and 2) maintain your perfect AirBnB guest rating? Queer Femme Dyke & Sex-Positive Artist Shilo McCabe is looking forward to a romantic weekend getaway with her Canadian Daddy - honestly, all they really want is privacy and a hot tub. So what’s up with all the rodent tchotchkes? And when this good girl with cotton panties down around her ankles turns into a nasty piggy slut, both of them can feel hundreds of eyes judging them… What will happen if Shilo dares to spill a drop? #TheDaddyChair #SassyVagina #splashzone #Watertight   Song: ‘Jenny (I wanna ruin our friendship)’ - Studio Killers   About our Storyteller:   Voted most likely to survive the apocalypse, and two-time Best of Bawdy performer, Shilo McCabe is a Queer Femme Dyke and sex-positive artist passionate about visibility and community building in both the Queer & Leather/kink worlds. She is honored to have served as the Director of Photography