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This week Bob and Matt, along with comedian Kathy Carson, get to see an early sneak preview of the sequel somebody asked for PITCH PERFECT 2! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WARNING: Due to a series of unfortunate events returning guest Curt Schmelz is on this episode. This week Bob, Matt and Curt pop some off brand viagra and boner-up together on the couch to watch the, apparently, theatrically released Fast and Furious sequel that has a different title and is much worse than any of those actual sequels: REDLINE! Join the fellows as they watch Tim Matheson and Eddie Griffin try. This is the only racing movie to “out-Torque” Torque by not being in on the joke of its very own existence!TRAILER AND RENTAL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Bob and Matt, along with musician Lauren Anderson, dive deep into the jerry-rigged, cobbled together hellscape that is the Lifetime channel cinematic universe by drenching themselves in the tepid muck that is THE BRITTANY MURPHY STORY! Join these brave souls as they watch the name of the late, great Brittany Murphy besmirched using a script written from an outline based off a wikipedia search! What is the moral of the story? IF YOU ARE SICK, GO TO THE DOCTOR!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Bob and Matt, with local heathens Sarah Gorman and Justin Getka from INSTANT SCREAMING, kneel before the almighty power of christian cinema! The foursome sit down to watch Justin’s new favorite film GOD’S NOT DEAD. Listen in as they avoid criticizing all religious arguments and instead choose to mock the half-assed movie trying to prove those same religious arguments via a cameo from Duck Dynasty. Is Dean Cain a better movie villain than Darth Vader? Are all atheists wretched bubbling crocks of shit? Did God decide to punish Justin by turning off his microphone during the recording? Find out the one true answer to all those questions within! Newsboys be praised!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt and Bob are joined by Baltimore Filmmakers Mark Colegrove and Shawn Jones as they mind meld inward toward infinity to withstand the raw power of BOARDING HOUSE: THE DIRECTOR’S CUT! That’s right, the director’s cut which is almost twice the length of the original film, and contains 30 times as many video-style edits.TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prep your ears as Bob, Matt and Comedian Bryan Preston discuss what its like to visually intake a convoluted rubble and I-beam filled hell-scape that is easily escapable yet inhabited by elderly retirees with no bars on the windows and does, or doesn’t, have commerce and possibly a school system. We don’t know. There’s also Teleportation. Welcome to BRICK MANSIONS.TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Bob, along with local film dudes Rob Zeman and Sean Hillary went to a FREE pre-screening of 50 SHADES OF GREY. They podcasted about it. There’s nothing else to say. ENJOY!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Name a movie podcast that has the gull to review two movies in a row with nigh the exact same title? If you said BONUS DISC, you’d be right (we think.) Welcome to episode 11, where Matt and Bob sit down to watch STEAL, not STEEL, with the kindly gents from HoboTrashcan.com, Joel Murphy and Lars Periwinkle. Together they take in the adrenaline fueled HACKERS-style heist movie about heists that isn’t called HEISTERS, yet it’s also actually called RIDERS. Join these men on their slowly deteriorating mental conquest to dissect every second of POINT BREAK 2: STEAL RIDERS.TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Bob and Matt, along with voice actor Rex Anderson, sit through a supersized, utterly devastating, analytic rabbit hole of confusion hell known as STEEL! This 1997 superhero vehicle starring Shaquille O’Neal’s body and face drives these three gents to reaches of discussion not yet attained on BONUS DISC. Jump into the nearest dumpster filled with STEEL-CYCLES and join them on this quest jam-packed with fallen soufflés, wheel chair lasers, and Judd “I’m doing something evil” Nelson. We guarantee you’ve never seen a movie with font choices like this!TRAILER!REX'S WEBSITE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Bob and Matt, along with guest Brad Bukowsky, decide to open up an old festering wound they haven’t picked at since high school and the name of that wound is NEVERENDING STORY 3! Join these nasty men as they withstand the overly supple lips of Falcor, Jack Black giving it 110%, and the most baffling rendition of Steppenwolf’s music ever sang by a mountain. Happy Halloween!THE TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt and Bob sit down with their former An Innocent Looking Bookstore co-hosts, John de Campos and Huey Hesson, to watch THEODORE REX, a dinosaur detective movie that takes place once upon a time, in the future, at midnight tomorrow, one hour ago. Come with them on a journey filled with exploding butterflies, little men from bags, museum autopsies, and a lesson in how dreams can become real police investigations!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Bob decides to fix a true wrong in Matt’s otherwise perfect life by forcing him to watch the certified work of art known as TORQUE. Join the guys as they sit down with bad-guy-wrestler Michael Ziccardi and eternal friend of the show Shawn Jones to intake the greatest bike movie ever made in 2004. Listen as these men delve into the complexities of a Mountain Dew/Pepsi sponsored Bike-karate scene, Adam Scott’s ability to rise above any material, and how much Ice Cube wants his bottle BITCH!TRAILER AND RENTAL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Bob and Matt sit down with local music man Brian Gilbert to watch the 1990 “women in prison” movie CAGED FURY starring Erik Estrada, Michael Parks, and Mac’s Dadfrom IT’S ALWAY’S SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA. What did they learn? Well, Michael Parks deserves an Oscar regardless of the material, Estrada is useless, and Amazon Streaming has no guidelines for what they make available to children to watch with one click. This is a movie so packed with insane, disgusting, highly offensive, dark sided confusion that we actually ran out of time screaming about it!TRAILER!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy. We did it. It’s all so meaningless. Don’t you SEE!!! This week Bob and Matthew Arnold Pie sit down with local Miami Vice enthusiast John Bennett to explore the very beginnings of our planet, the joys of 1950’s lawn frolicking, and how angry Sean Penn must be when he goes to bed at night. Join these three portly jesters as they take an overly logical trip though director Terrence Malick’s THE TREE OF LIFE, winner of the grand Palme d’Or prize at Cannes Film Festival and a work of art that Roger Ebert hailed as one of the ten greatest films of all time. So tell your dad to drop the hose, your mom to stop mildly levitating, and gather around to listen to a breakdown of the greatest Ikea commercial ever edited into a visual-tome housing nothing less than the legacy of human artistic expression!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As all of you know its election season, so we decided to watch a movie ripe with commentary on the hot button issue of Universal Health Care!!! Join Bob and Matt as they sit down with artist, VHS collector, and pizza partier Jimmy Giegerich to watch the 1987 shot-on-video movie DEATH NURSE. Who is the death nurse? Why does she kill people? Why does she own rats? What’s with the ice cream scene? Find out how watching the movie is simply not enough to answer those questions!THE TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s all in the title. Happy Halloween and Welcome to episode 3 of Bonus Disc!!! This week Bob and Matt sit down with Writer Pat Storck to watch VAMPIYAZ! It’s a vampire movie with a lot of stuff in it, and some of that stuff is about vampires. Join the guys as they become Brothaz In Confusion over such topics as incarceration, giant man babies, poop guns, Rite Aid Business Envelopes, and short-term hearing problems! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do after only one episode of a movie podcast? A completely baffling DOUBLE FEATURE!!! Welcome to episode 2 of BONUS DISC, this week Bob and Matt sit down with local Bassist Curt Schmelz to watch a movie and a video that is sorta like two short movies…we think? Join us as we Dissect The ButterCream Gang, quite possibly the greatest film to ever feature Elkridge, MD! Please stick around as we attempt to figure out exactly what Benji Takes a Dive At Marineland is, and how it paved the way for the advanced canine scuba technology we all enjoy to this very day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the first ever episode of BONUS DISC, this week Bob and Matt sit down to watch THE CROW: WICKED PRAYER with Crow super-fan, local filmmaker and official friend of the show, Shawn Jones! Listen in as they discuss the bold choice to cast Edward Furlong playing a homeless man playing Edward Furlong playing The Crow!!!THE TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.