Full 90 - Extra Time

Six in a row has a nice ring to it!  Schmetz gives us his best Madden, Fartland fans smell like farts, our MOTM is a secret agent! Plus the usual #HotGarbageHotgarbage! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seattle Sounders FC set records in the weirdest ways winning their 5th straight match - unbeaten in 8! This week we slide tackle the other pizza pockets, our favourite new action star, NouWho?, and the origin story of newest Sounders FC signing, Brad Bradsmith. Please pop onto Apple Podcasts (iTunes) and tell us your favorite ever SSFC player. You could win a nothing if you do! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let's try this again... Settle down, Karl. Seattle's unbeaten streak continues growing to seven matches. Don't worry about insuring your boat - Do worry about insuring your leg. Fleet Week continues! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Unbeaten in six matches Sounders FC head to Minnesota hoping to keep the streak of always beating MNUFC alive!  - Dad tips for enjoying a hard week courtesty of Chad Unocinco - Harry Shipp fanclub - A leg so strong it disproves flat earth. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mega congrats to Peru on becomming a transit partner with Seattle Sounders FC as the team looks likely to add another South American to the lineup. We dish out our new Man of the Match award and it doesn't go to birthday boy and MLS rookie Rual Ruidiaz who had the only goal of the match. And dang Dempsey needs to stop spending so much money on fishing gear and get to researching how to flatten the Earth! TWO PODS IN ONE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Each season, Seattle Sounders FC find a community partner they think is doing huge things in Seattle and send that person/group to the MLS Allstar match where they join other charitible super stars for a day to be honored and have some fun! One of these 23 will win a $25,000 donation to their foundation. June Leahy is the Executive Director of the Austen Everett Foundation - a charity started by her soccer playing daughter when she sadly learned she had cancer whilst still playing college ball. She has since passed, sadly, but mom June has picked up the torch and kept running in Austen's name. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Three huge points at home before traveling mid-week to the worst team in the Western Conference, San Jose Turdquakes. It's a pretty serious statement about how we should as fans be proud of our team still because it could be MUCH worse. One player says "you can't suspend me" by injuring his hamstring - showed them. DISCO is a joke, a massive "hooot pocket" level joke. And sorry we willed away a player with some serious potential, our bad.  See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Following a pretty decent three-game roadtrip, Sounders FC go throwback and welcome Vancouver to town. Match 19, Saturday at 1p, CenturyLink Stadium. Hoping to see Raul Ruidiaz get some minutes bc goals. Wonderful fan outrage from last weekend in Atlanta. And live on the cast we will (won't) eat a bag of... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A win and a draw in the first two games of a three-game road trip is pretty dope. The biggest road challenge of the year happens Sunday in Atlanta - a team whose stadium has the most unfortunate of nicknames. Expect more firepower from Seattle up top, but also, they're gonna need to have it together in defense to stop this fast, young, explosive Atlanta squad. Also, we say Karl a lot. Attempt 2 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we learned that Obafemi Martins aka Mr. Martins has earings almost as tall as his standing height, Ochocinco wants to beat your ass at FIFA, Sounders FC have a daunting week ahead against one crap and one not so crap team. Please hit us with a review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes - or better yet tell a friend like Kelly to listen up! Please bear with us while we get new studio space for Branden dialed in. It'll take a couple weeks, but we can't wait to make it perfect! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is Brian Schmetzer the right guy for the job, regardless of whether or not he has the locker room? Our podcast is the reason the Sounders aren't very good (that, and itchy nipples). See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chicago dusts off Schweinsteiger, oils his hinges, and prepares for a rematch the Sounders FC lost big last year. We learn about Harry Ship's secret formula for goal scoring, find out which player was hatched from a soccerball, and a long-time Mexico supporter gets dropped in the hot garbage. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After we work our way through terrorist-metal (the worst music genre), we have a ton of ground to cover including: an embarrassing loss, huge win, and the biggest boi at the 2018 World Cup. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We wrote Sounders FC into a horror movie starring a ragtag group of teenagers, their geology teacher (Chad Marshall), a curmudgeonly parent chaperone (Clint Dempsey), and a guidance counselor who insists you "Just call him Brian." It is #HotGarbageHotGarbage See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gregr and Branden are pretty sure sports would be better with steroids, or at least an NBA Jam version of soccer. Also, you can't lose if you don't play, right? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can this Sounders FC team compete in the playoffs? We can't seem to agree. Kim Kee-Hee's hair was bleeding, people hate Clint Dempsey, and hey, at least the Cascadia Cup is still in play I guess. All that and more this week on #F90ET. #HotGarbageHotGarbage See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Double pod week! Handwalla Bwana had a big game and a Toronto fan totally missed the point. Also, Sounders are in Portland this weekend so we have some very interesting facts about Portland! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sounders FC travel to Toronto in NOT -5° weather (Fahrenheit, you knuckleheads) this time to take on the defending champs. Fortunately, a speedy Seattleite named Ichiro will also be in Toronto, so maybe he can help us out. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sounders lost, but looked good with Kim Kee-Hee in the back. Plus, the internet is mad and we try to make sense of it all! #HotGarbageHotGarbage See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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