Sex With Heather Podcast

Heather and Heather had their first guest - Emma Devoe! Join us as we talk about the heathers’ interfriendship problems, BDSM, sex stores, and butt plugs. Emma shares her story #shoutyourabortion. Lots of Lambrusco.Lots of clit appreciation. Lots of Lady Love. C COUNT: Zero!

A romantic tryst in an Amazon warehouse lead Heather and heather on their way through the basics of Sexually Transmitted Diseases - STDS. Learn the difference between a disease and an infection Heather gets exuberant about all the STD’s out there. Learn how to try to not get STD’s inside your body. You can’t find plant STD’s on the CDC page. We discuss the Boy Scout’s motto “be prepared”. Are people honest about the STD’s they may have? We talk about tipping and open communication with sexy partners. Women lose eggs. Oral sex condoms for ladies. An Origami Condom is discussed. We talk about condoms, which have a  5% usage rate worldwide? Is Big Latex a thing?  Difference between a bacteria and a virus? Lots of questiions, no guaranteed answers. C COUNT: ZERO Also, Danny Boy

Heather’s back, and so is heather! Listen as Heather fails to remember doing anything this year, even though she started appearing on this podcast in February. Heather and heather talk about New Year’s plans, and heather finds out she might not be invited, hence plantism (which was surprisingly defined by someone on the internet). They talk resolutions, and Heather suggests learning to take out the garbage if you don’t. The ladies also discuss how long it would take to grow a third eye, and reminisce about all the time they have spent together. They play this sex quiz together. SEE YA NEXT YEAR xoxo Check us out on Tumblr! Check out all the other podcasts with Facacta Network here C COUNT: ZERO, BUT WE DO SAY CLITGINA

Heather’s back, and this time with the right plant! First we talk about her journey from Amazon. The Heathers discuss Christmas, and Heather postulates about why she thinks Christmas has anything to do with sex. Heather’s foster dog makes a loud statement in the episode. Then we discuss the ins and outs of a sexy advent calendar, courtesy of the Kama Sutra. The Heathers decide that plants probably love Groundhog Day. Check us out on Tumblr! Check out all the other podcasts with Facacta Network here C COUNT: ZERO

Heather talks about shit you might not want to hear about. Masters and Johnson. Learn about a cool vital pair of sexologist. sexsmologists. socksologist, smocks. She reveals her true motive for why she thinks they're so important: SPOILER, THEY’RE ON A TV SHOW. Take her seriously for this episode. Learn everything.   CITES N SHIIIIT: “Masters of Sex: The Life and Times of William Masters and Virginia Johnson, the Couple Who Taught America How to Love” by Thomas Maier “Human Sexual Response” and “Human Sexual Inadequacy” by Masters and Johnson PsychiatryTalk.com

In this episode, Heather hangs out with Darla. Darla is a heather stand in. Watch Heather get nervous, bore you for a second, discuss plant propagation to exquisite detail, and pay homage to the greatest musical theatre writing team of all time. Also, Darla is a heather stand in. She was spectacular up there. This lady can hold her own. She let her name be mispronounced for an astounding amount of time, though.   Sex with Heather takes off with a BANG, with early gardening cites needed. Pick up the tips here: The Garden Helper.com Gardeningknowhow.com C COUNT: FOUR