Joystick Jerks

We back!  Back with a new episode.  You might notice an improvement in the quality of audio; you're welcome!  We go through some news, we talk a little bit about the Star Wars Battlefront Beta, we answer some questions from JerkNation, and we read off some of Casey Gaskins's hilarious tweets.  Oh, it feels so good to be back!  Thank you guys so much for making our return so warm and full of shit!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS!  Enjoy, y'all!

We're back with some changes and more changes to come.  Here's an update on where we are currently and where we'll be going.  Let's all just be happy that we're back!  Eat butts!!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Naughty Dog, Video Game Character Fantasy Draft teams for the Jerks and JerkNation, and Ant's AskPussy question reviels his hidden love for cats.  Hit us up, peoples!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Oh baby, baby!  News, booze, Blow My Cartridge is Metal Gear for the NES, we talk about the Black Ops III beta, and Ant and Nick give their review of Until Dawn.  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News and tons of it, Jay reviews Fallout Shelter for Android and iOS, and AskPussy.  That's pretty much it... but, this was a fun episode!  As always, people... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This episode felt like the good old days... News, Blow my Cartridge is Metroid, we go over some list about something, and we have a Top Ten list of most useless jobs in video games.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Follow us on Facebook and Twitter, join the JerkNation Facebook group, follow us on Twitch (TheJoystickJerks), YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes, Twitch... We're on the internet.  Find us there and follow us eveywhere, on everything.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Knight, we play one of Jay's shitacular games called "Da Fuq Did You Say," Ant's AskPussy starts off sexual and ends in telling Nick to go fuck himself, and we play a mashup that Bruce Halbert made.  When is the meeting? Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  Oxford commas!  Subscribe to our (empty) YouTube channel which we will start using very soon, our Twitch channel to get notifications on when we stream - gameplay and the live podcast recordings, on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and where ever else you find podcast.  Just... just google us!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Mortal Kombat (THE FUCKING MOVIE), Nick reviews So Many Me, Ant's AskPussy question is unfair and we talk about the future of Joystick Jerks.  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter and join the JerkNation Facebook group.  Let us know what you think of this episode.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, a neeeeeeew segment called Who the Fuck are You, Jay reviews The Angry Video Game Nerd Video Game, Nick stealths a bank, Ant disappears, and zombies invade AskPussy Land.  Yawn... K bye.  Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Fun Fact or Fucked, Jay reads off listener picks of obscure games and finally admits to the size of his penis, and Ant has an AskPussy that's all about VR POV FPS.  Hit us up!  Tell us what you want us to talk about next... or don't.  Whatever.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Pray for our livers.  News, BMC is Space Invaders, we play some Would You Rather, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  We don't remember what happene in this episode, so if you could possibly explain it or give a synopsis in the comments, we'd greatly appreciate it.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Hostility, anxiety, danger - all present in this episode!  News, Blow My Cartridge is Batman for the NES, Nick tries to review Batman: Arkham Knight (but Jay interupts him every 2 seconds and doesn't allow him to finish a thought), and Ant's AskPussy question for the week is all about boss battles.  Get at us, y'all!  Drop us a line on the Facebook page, the JerkNation Facebook group, Twitter, or send us a courier pidgeon.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay in posting this episode!  We got our asses rocked by storms over here in South Jersey on Tuesday evening.  A tornado touched down just a couple of miles away from othe Jerk Tower.  Trees were uprooted and lying in the streets.  We were left without power for 4 days and no internet or cable for 7 days.  We hope that everyone in this area made out alright!  News, I Been Drinkin, Bitch! is back, some other stuff happened, we play a new game that Jay came up with, and Ant Dogg's AskPussy question of the week is totally gay.  Give us a review on iTunes to help us out and, of course, spread the word, turd! Hit us up, drop a line, let us know how your balls are doing.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!! Enjoy!

This episode was completely off the cuff.  News is light, we go over most of what happened at E3 (EVERYONE GOT SHOT IN THE DICK), Ant's AskPussy is sexual again.  Join the JerkNation Facebook page, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, stuff and things and things and stuff.  Blah blah blah blah stuff stuff words.  Butt, poop, fart.  Comment, like, rate and review on iTunes.  a;sldkjfasdfj; And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!  K, bye. 

We get a Rage Quit from JerkNation's own Anthony Gonzalez, news, Blow My Cartridge is Earthbound, we play a new game using Google search results, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  The challenge of the month has been completed again - this time by John Milway.  Submit those songs, people!  Drop us a line, submit a video, draw us a self portrait of you naked and covering your naughty bits with a piece of fruit... whatever you want.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, peoples. 

We got drunk and things got weird.  We also talked about what we hope to see at E3, Blow My Cartridge was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES), Thaddeus Martinelli gave us a sweet little life hack, Jonathan "Savage" Evans comes through on the challenge of the month, and AskPussy gets weird when the ladies help ask the questions.  Prepare yourself!  If you've always wanted to hear Nick and Ant's old band, fuck the rest of the episode and skip to the end!  And when we leave, bitches... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This week, Jay proves again that he sucks.  Drop us a line and let us know why you think Jay sucks.  Oh yeah... and COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  

News, Blow My Cartridge is God of War, Ant gives his first impressions of The Witcher 3, we give a failed attempt at being funny, and Ant has a really dull AskPussy question for us.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, poopy heads!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Kingdom Hearts, Ant reviews The Wolf Among Us, Ant and Nick play 5 in 10, and Ant's AskPussy is all about jerking off.  Head on over to iTunes to give us a review!  Comment, like, share, and tell your grandfather's barber about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

No Ant Dogg this episode.  News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Asylum and City, we go over upcoming game releases and talk about how broke we're going to be, and Jay gives an AskPussy to discover out go-to curse words.  Head over to iTunes and give us a review - preferrably 5-stars.  Tell your mommy and all of her friends about us - tell 'em we have big weiners.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!