Joystick Jerks

Ant Dogg ain't here, but that ain't holdin' us back!  The news just doesn't end in this episode.  Nick recalls some of his violent teenage memories.  Jay get through an entire Blow My Cartridge (Final Fantasy X) segment without his piss coming to a boil.  That's it!  No reviews, sorry.  Maybe next time.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this very special Antless hangover episode, we give news, Blow My Cartridge is Metroid Prime, JerkNation has questions and we give answers, we talk about GTA V on next gen consoles, and we bullshit a little bit to kill some time.  We apologize for the short episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Ant Dogg is back and has a sour sac.  We've got news, Blow My Cartridge is The Legends of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Ant reviews Alien Isolation, we review Halo: The Master Chief Collection, and we have a special 2-part AskPussy.  Let us know what you think!  Comment, like, rate and review, share... Hell, tell your pastor about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ant Dogg Chillin was in a car accident!!  OH NOES!!!  It's ok though, he's just pissing a little bit of blood.  So, needless to say, he ain't on this show.  Nick and Jay give news, Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 9, Jay gives a review for CoD: Advanced Warfare, and Ant might be absent, but we got AskPussy anyway!  Give us a shout and let us know what you think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review, and tell your freaking friends (if you have any) about us!!  And as always, muh fuggies... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Ant meets Can't, the guys give you news, Blow My Cartridge is Sonic CD, Jay ask Ant and Can't a few questions, and Ant gives his AskPussy.  Let us know what you guys think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always...  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Nick and Jay (no Ant) give you news, Blow My Cartridge is Mega Man 3, they give a Top 10 list for video game monsters, and Jay gives Ant's AskPussy for this week.  Let us know what you thought!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, you get news, Blow My Cartridge is Grand Theft Auto III, The Jerks give a top 10 list of their favorite mute characters, and Ant's weekly AskPussy.  Let us know what you thought.  Like, comment, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Metal Gear Solid, Ant reviews The Evil Within, Nick reviews Middle-earth:  Shadow of Mordor, AskPussy, and shout-outs to JerkNation!  Let us know what you thought!  Like, comment, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode The Jerks talk news, Blow My Cartridge is Mike Tyson's Punch Out, the boys play Quizzo, and Ant gives his AskPussy of the week.  They also have a little time to bullshit with one another.  Farts be damned!  Comment, like, share, rate and review on iTunes, and do a bunch of other internet things.  Spread the word, turd!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Life doesn't matter anymore to Nick, apparently.  This episode is dedicated to shitting all over The Jerks's Top 100 list.  Nick gets drunk and ruins a small portion of the show probably.  The Jerks are back in full force.  They're over 9,000.  Love 'em or suck it.  Like, comment, rate and review, and share with your closest aquaintences.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Oh no!  Jerks were back in full force with Ant, but he had a family emergency!  Everything is ok though, so don't worry.  But, since Ant had to run, we decided not to poo-poo all over our Top 100 list that we made.  So, Nick and Jay did their best to fill up an hour worth of an episode.  I hope this will meet JerkNation's standards!  Let us know what you thought.  Comment, like, share, rate and review us on iTunes, tell you local sex offenders about us... Just spread the word like herpes.  We love y'all!  And when we leave... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ant dog is sick!  This episode brings the Top 100 to an end and Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 7.  Chime in, JerkNation.  Join in on the conversation oh the JerkNation Facebook group.  Comment, like, share, rate, and review!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, the Top 100 list continues!  News, Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 8, the Jerks review Destiny, and THEOOOO RUDYYYYY BRUH FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!  Don't forget to join in on the conversation on the JerkNation Facebook group.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!!  Enjoy!

In this episose, The Jerks debut a new segment!  News, BMC is Super Mario Bros, the Top 100 list continues, and Ant is back this week with a new AskPussy.  Let us know what you guys though of this new episode.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review us on iTunes.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

BRUH.  In this episode, WE BACK!  News, BMC is Mario Kart for SNES, Ant talks about Telltale's The Walking Dead season 2, and we continue our Top 100 best video games of all time list.  Don't you forget to like this post!  Comment a let us know how you liked it. Share with your friends!  Rate and review us on iTunes or something, I dunno.  Just do shit.  Tell your grandparents about us.  Poopy.  Oh, yeah... And when we leave..!!  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Jay and Ant are both gone. Nick hosts the show himself, but it not alone!  Everyone's favorite long haired angel, Sean Mitchell, joins in.  Nick recently had his wisdom teeth taken out, so he's doped up on pain meds the entire episode.  It's pretty strange to hear Nick so calm... Enjoy!

JAY IS GONE.  NICK AND ANT HOST THE SHOW.  LISTEN.

In this episode... I don't even know.  The top 100 continues.  Shit gets weird.  The full house theme song gets sung.  It's weird.  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, PEOPLE!  Enjoy!

Ant is gone this episode, but that ain't stopping the dick train.  We've got news, Blow My Cartridge is Earthworm Jim, the Top 100 list continues, and this episode is all about the D.  Get it in ya.  Enjoy this one, y'all.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, BITCHES!

The top 100 list continues!  Kid Icarus is Blow My Cartridge this week, The Jerks give their impressions on the Destiny beta, and Ant's weekly AskPussy is hard.  Enjoy, muhfuggies!