Lonely Nights With Bruce Douglas

On this freaked-out-half-hour of Halloween podcasting mayhem, Bruce breaks out one of his favourite scary campfire type ghost stories, but is interrupted by a call from one of cinema’s scariest maniacs. Listen up!!!

Bruce is joined by 84 year old gossip columnist Frank Sergeant, who is spilling his guts about all your favourite celebs while trying to make a return to the gossip rag racket.  

Bruce interviews Sick Matthew McConaughey. Some say it’s the real Mathew McConaughy, some say it’s just some weirdo, others think it is an alternate universe version of the famous actor. Heck, some ever say it’s just Dean Young doing a McConaughy impression. Who is right??? Listen to find out! 

Past guest Stan Ferguson returns to beg for his ex wife to come back and promote the hot new comedy show he hopes will win her back.

Summers up!!!! …and almost over, which means it’s time for the annual Lonely Nights Summer Movie Roundup that don’t wait to read about it in Entertainment Weekly, Listen to it right here directly right here!!! 

Oddball Comedian/Erotic writer Chucky Dorkins returns to promote his upcoming show, strange hobbies, and to read us another story!!!     

This week! One of Lonely Nights’ smuttiest guests returns! On the eve of the destruction of the city’s last pornographic theatre, owner Vito Sheinberg calls in to tell us all what he going to do next. The answer is NOT SURPRISING!!! 

Bruce interviews everyone’s favourite down-and-out ,middle-aged, divorced,  couch surfin’ comedian… Stan Ferguson! They talk about his recent move to the big city where he will be dazzled and seduced by the non-stop electric lights. Then also talk about a bunch of other things that will make you very uncomfortable. ENJOY! 

Bruce catches up with an old friend he hasn't talked to since highscool and it goes just about as bad as a person could imagine. Maybe worse? 

Bruce chats with a disillusioned teenager. If that doesn’t sound like fun, what does? 

Should anyone really be happy? Marc thinks so, and he’s going to tell Bruce why. Not to be missed!

In this rather disgusting episode, Bruce interviews Lloyd Baxter, a man with a rare condition that causes him to be constantly orgasming uncontrollably… AT ALL TIMES! Listen if you wanna. 

The evil space alien “TAMBOR” joins Bruce for this chilling episode. We will find out who these aliens we’ve been hearing so much about are and what they want with us. Sounds like a pretty important thing to listen to if you ask me, but what do I know? I’m just a dude writing an episode description. 

Bruce talks to his producer who forces him to take on a younger sidekick to bring more teen appeal to the podcast. No spoilers, but it doesn’t go well. 

Learn all about showbiz on this Lonely Night. Bruce interviews his new image consultant, J.D. Marshall, giving you an insider’s look at the day-to-day worries of the modern performer. 

Chucky Dorkins comes on to read a passage from his new downright steamy book . The oddball comedian turned erotic novelist will also give some decidedly confusing insight into his very long yet very short stand-up career. 

Bruce interviews Vito Sheineberg,  owner/operator of the very last Porn Theater in the country. Will we get insights on changes in our culture, or will we just get a bunch of smutty talk? There is only one way to find out! …I’m talking about listening to it. This episode is improvised by Bruce Douglas and Dean Young.

What’s the best gift for podcast fans this season? This very special episode of Lonely Nights! We get first listen to a brand new Christmas album, and then we talk to Sinter Klaas to find out how he differs from our very own beloved Santa Clause. NOT TO BE MISSED! …you know, unless you got shopping to do or something… 

An EERIE episode! unexpected and scary call-ins... also, funny! Bruce is visited by world famous Slashers and Ghouls in this very special celebrity filled Lonely Night. SO MANY SURPRISES AWAIT YOU!

Professional pet communicator Oscar Vizquel joins Bruce to, once again, dig deep into the mind of the dog “#.” This time they discuss how Bruce has been trying to patch things up after a rocky first episode with  #. Dog lovers and Podcast lovers alike MUST HEAR THIS EPISODE!