Storyside Church

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. — Billy Graham        My wife asked if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start but I made it.      I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn. He just didn’t cut it.     I went for a job interview at IKEA.  The manager said: “Come in, make a seat.”     I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.  Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.     When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?     Spring is here!  I got so excited I wet my plants.     Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.      I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.     I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems". I bought 2.     Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?  Because the 'P' is silent.     An elderly woman in church turned to her husband and said, “I’ve just done a sile