Ladies Ova Certain Age

Everyone has that friend who is so proper that she blushes when says the "D" word.  Unless she's had half a glass of wine, she might actually refer to "Damn" as "The D Word."  Mrs. Johnson is one of those friends.  She's adorable, and she's trying to help us be more lady-like, and it isn't working.  We put together a few things that might not have made it into any episodes if we hadn't seen an opportunity to try to make Mrs. Johnson blush for a full 10 minutes without relief.