Doomed To Repeat It

Episode 1, in which Leila discovers: - For the hundredth time, who Charlemagne was - That King John was an underrated magma carver - Why those pesky Saxons are always in the last place you look - That if the French didn't win on the Plains of Abraham, then it must have been the Brit...ish? - That she has permission to forget the Alamo entirely - How to win the battle and lose the war And in which Tristan screws up: - Refreshingly little, until the very last second