Doomed To Repeat It

  Episode 8, in which Leila discovers: - How to kill untold thousands of people for your own glory, gain, and amusement, and be remembered as one of history's greatest heroes (Hint: be Alexander the Great and conquer west to east) - How to kill untold thousands of people for your own glory, gain, and amusement, and be remembered as one of history's greatest villains (Hint: be Attila the Hun and conquer east to west) And in which Tristan: - Might have made it seem like he considered the portrayal of hoplite warfare in 300 to be in any way accurate. All he meant was that the movie put something resembling a hoplon and doru in each Spartan's hands. Nothing more!  - When he wasn't aggressively sucking wind into the microphone, strained the phrase "nailed it" to its very breaking point