Hindsight Is Horrifying

Welcome to the afterlife of arbitrary rules and DMV lines: Beetlejuice!BREAKING NEWS: JASON HATES PETER JACKSON AND ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. He also doesn’t know the difference between Australia and New Zealand or Julia Roberts and Geena Davis (who was in Thelma and Louise, The Fly, and Earth Girls are Easy, just to name 3). You can make fun of him on Twitter at @northfoggy. Get him, Internet! It turns out, there’s no crying in baseball or in death, because the Maitlands take their horrific end in total stride. That being said, we co-hosts learned some very important lessons from this super child-unfriendly movie. A couple of those lessons are as follows:If you’re provided a detailed guide book about the ins and outs of life after death, read it.NEVER go into business with an independent contractor who kisses your dead wife.Don’t treat the ghosts who haunt your house like your trained Schnauzer dog.If you want your kids to be straight edge and get good grades, raise them right with ghost