1up.com - The Sports Game Guy's Sports Anomaly

The most Clausian Sports Anomaly ever recorded showcases The Sports Game Guy (Todd Zuniga) all alone in Kansas City as he makes Xmas wishes come true with breaking news on Sony's MLB 09: The Show, EA's 3-on-3 NHL Arcade, announces his new favorite NBAer that he'll now use exclusively to fire up shots in NBA 2K9, and a few holiday wishes for sports gaming going forward. "If I were real, I'd put an iPod in everyone's stocking with every episode of the Sports Anomaly on it, and forever change my lame 'Ho, ho, ho!' to 'Yak, yak, yak!'" Santa Claus told us in an exclusive one-on-one interview.