Bros Before Rose: Men Who Watch The Bachelor

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 23, Episodes Eleven and Twelve) It's the finale of our seventh season and after the announcement of the new Bachelorette, we don't know if we'll be coming back! (Just kidding... we wouldn't abandon you. But you owe us!)  Tonight, Stacy is out (RIP) and Matt's cousin Bekie subs in to discuss the completely unnecessary two-night finale of Colton's season of The Bachelor! Unlike ABC, we're not going to stretch this out and we give you one episode this week (recap + Group Date). We discuss... Cassie's inability to act! How Colton can't seem to see what's right in front of his face! The obsession this show has with a grown man's virginity! Which sponsorship Cassie will get first! Hannah B.'s inability to complete a coherent sentence! (And we get a whole season of it!!) How celebrities are sending their kids to college! (Yeah... we went there!) Matt and Stacy's new twins, Poppy Sky and Weldon Walker! (@thosebarnestwins on Instagram!) Also, we continue our "Planes, Train and Automobil