Bros Before Rose: Men Who Watch The Bachelor

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Two & Three) Four hours of BiP??? Holy moly, we've got a lot to get through! But the Bros are here for you and this week we deliver commentary on all the crazy BiP antics! Here are just a few of the questions we address this week: Can you both dislike Colton and agree with him at the same time? What is 3BD? (Hint: It's a newly-diagnosed disorder specific to BiP!) How many ridiculous ways can you misspell Analeighsee? (That's one of them!) Is "The Goose" going to continue to be a thing? Can't we just send him home? How do you say "crazy" in Japanese? Exactly how many "looks" does Jordan have? How does one clap their hands with their eyes? What's the point of a jock strap? Which BiP male contestant (!) seems to be showing off a whale-tail at one point??? How did Mr. Rogers get dragged into the Bachelor franchise? Finally... did Jordan just give the greatest monologue in Bachelor history??? ALSO... don't forget to support our podcast by sending ONE DOLLAR (