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Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need.     SHOW NOTES Trumped up Carson the Trump whisperer Cruz’s rodent fetish #WhiteGenocide for Trump Poll: Who wants to punch Trump? Headline of the week A brave woman hid a piece of poop in her purse when her date’s toilet wouldn’t flush Another funny thing Mike wants to spoil for you Stupid shit my friends post Veteran steals flag (does not fold it properly) Is this a thing? Meet the green lady Poorly summarized news Man arrested for not returning ‘Freddy Got Fingered’ VHS rental in 2002 Eye candy Sea organ Timber megaphones