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The Einstein Bagel is a lie, a mother falls in love with her biological son, illegal immigration is thoughtfully equated with grand theft auto, women keep the Governor of Indiana informed about their menses, and Mike steals a neighbor’s couch.     SHOW NOTES Intro 11 ways to make the workplace bathroom a happier place How the most successful people poop at work Follow-up Gentiles must cease their relentless cultural appropriation of bagels Trumped up ‘Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband’ Trump on pumping Trump on sexual assault in the military Trump on outer beauty Deal breaker Mother Kim West falls In love with biological son, plans marriage and babies Stupid shit my friends post Illegal immigration = grand theft auto Headline of the week Why women are calling Indiana’s governor to talk about their periods Eye candy Great Depression-era photographs     Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.