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Mitt and Donald go to dinner, Michaels shopper loses her mind over bags, Justin is solicited by an interrupting astrologist, Kael and John discuss their first favorite songs, Japanese theme park regrets dead fish ice skating rink.     SHOW NOTES   Introduction Faded Paper Figures on Facebook Faded Paper Figures on Twitter www.fadedpaperfigures.com Follow-up Airbag helmet Trumped up Global warming is “a bunch of bunk” “Like old times” Hillary Clinton’s proposal to ban flag burning Kellyanne Conway goes rogue Stupid Shit Seat belts are for the weak Crazy Trump supporter Michaels meltdown Pete’s Coffee meltdown Ice rink of death Swimming with the fishes Eye Candy A drawing 3.5 years in the making Special Guests: Kael Alden and R. John Wiliams.