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Catwoman arrested for slashing boyfriend with scissors during fight, racist meme delineates between old-school gangster and modern-day thug, Sofia Vergara gets sued by her own embryos, Simon considers emotional prostitution, and scientist discovers feathery dinosaur tail in amber.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Various Breads and Butters on Facebook Various Breads and Butters on Twitter Various Breads and Butters website Trumped up Trump praises Duterte  “Only the crooked media makes this a big deal” “It could have been something off the internet.” “I’m, like, a smart person” Stupid Shit Another racist meme Headline of the week ‘Catwoman’ arrested for slashing boyfriend with scissors during fight Poorly Summarized science Sofia Vergara being sued by her own embroyos Eye Candy Dinosaur tail preserved in amber Special Guests: Benjamin R. Cohen and Simon Tonev.