Our Big Dumb Mouth

00:00:00 – Midnight Mike becomes real-life action hero pulling teenagers from flipped truck 00:04:55 – Jan 6 pipe bomber finally "caught" and everyone smells patented FBI garbage 00:18:53 – Trump might have accidentally pardoned the pipe bomber, media pretends this is the real story 00:37:01 – Netflix buys Warner Bros back catalog, leaves CNN behind like the ugly stepsister 00:46:48 – Psychology Today explains cryptid believers are just sad people looking for safe-space monsters 01:05:58 – Joe Rogan says Jesus could return as AI and the internet collectively loses its mind 01:24:27 – New Zealand man swallows $19k Fabergé egg pendant, spends six days in poop jail 01:34:24 – Trump calls Tim Walz "retarded," Minnesotans now drive by Walz house screaming it 01:39:02 – Minnesota Somali welfare fraud might be the biggest terrorist funding pipeline in America 01:43:50 – Irish legend wins Microsoft Excel World Championship in Las Vegas like it's the Super Bowl 01:48:13 – Detroit finally erects giant bronze Robocop st