Wild Speculation

"How will studios pitch old movies for audiences with short attention spans?" Movies! We love movies! You love movies! But you know what we really love? Describing movies! That's exactly what Brandon and Henry do this week. They look to the future and figure out how studios of the future sell movies to those dang kids with no attention span. This is a fun one, full of anecdotes about working out, the car-breaking strength of Gene Hackman and just how wonderful (and horrible) Peter Jackson's King Kong is. Also, they make fun of Steve Buscemi a lot. They're sorry about that because Steve Buscemi is the god damn greatest.