Jim Proctor Sings (you A Song)

[Lyrics/music credits: Steely Dan] I would love to tour the Southland in a traveling minstrel show, Yes I'd love to tour the Southland in a traveling minstrel show. Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh, Sound just like a record on a phonograph, Those days they're gone forever; over a long time ago. I have never met Napolean but I plan to find the time, Yes I've never met Napolean but I plan to find the time. 'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill, They tell me he was lonely; he's lonely still, Those days they're gone forever; over a long time ago. (Solo) I stepped up on the platform; the man gave me the news, He said, "You must be joking, son; where did you get those shoes? Where did you get those shoes?" Well I've seen them on the TV, the movie show, They tell me times are changing but I just don't know, These things they're gone forever, over a long time ago.