Untitled: The Long Trek Home

As we continue our five trillion year voyage to watch all of Star Trek, we end up watching some Shakespeare instead! I mean, we watch Star Trek: The Original Series episode 13, "The Conscience of the King." It's the one where Lady Macbeth is played by Macbeth's daughter!   This time, we ponder space hookups, Kirk pulls a Hamlet (but with less eyeliner), no one tells Spock anything so he googles that shit, and also there's a war criminal. Space fashion plays a critical role, and Riley is almost sympathetic for once. Remember, dear listeners: you never go full Ophelia.   Omnipotent beings this episode: 0 Total omnipotent being count: 3 Crew deaths this episode: 0 Total crew deaths: 20 (2 gold, 4 blue, 4 red, 10 unknown) Non-crew deaths this episode: 2 Total deaths: 52