Delay Radio: Comedy,funny News, Funny Stories (fast-ish)

The Honch loves Starbucks and he didn't really drink coffee all that much, now we're surprised that his daily order has become the most obnoxious thing every. Which is no surprise he wants to talk about it. However,  Honch talks about a man who apparently wanted to give all of the patrons in the Starbucks extra cream. The 27 year old man, a self described homeless model, was arrested after he was caught masturbating in the Starbucks. After calling the police, the man continued to "hammer one out" until police arrived at the scene, but not without trying to finish. He took 8 shots from the tazer. I guess that's how they do it in Miami. In other news, Bubba made his way to the local grocery store, when he embarrassed himself. In the checkout lane, the lady was scanning his groceries and he was assisting, when he said that the barcode was in the patrons blind spot, when the lady informed him that she was indeed blind...what would you do in that scenario? The Honch apparently wanted to ta