M6p: Marvel 616 Politics

It's that time again. No, not that time. It's the time of the year where you have to pick out new names for your children? Whether you settle on "Furly" or "Tina" or "Mephibosheth"--is that how you spell that? Is that really even a name? I'm looking it up! The point is, it's choose better names for your kids week! If you have past mistakes that you need to atone for due to the apparent drunken stupor of love that is having just watched your wife give birth (there is way too much wrong with that statement), you can ease the pain by giving the gift of comfort to your children. Nothing says, "I'm not sure I made the right decision about what sound plops out of my mouth when I need you to come here" like looking for a new and unrelated arrangement of letters. Ah, letters: the building blocks of society. Don't worry kids; it's just our way of saying we care more about you now than we did then. Or maybe it's saying, "Hindsight is 20/20." Or, I don't know, maybe it is saying that your previous choice w