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Homer becomes the Mayor of New Springfield driving away the residents despite ample parking and daily Who concerts. Come for one of the best deleted scenes of all time and Rob's tone-deaf remarks about 9/11. [Synopsis at 9:50] NEXT UP: S27E09 Barthood

IT'S UPLATE WITH ROB AND ANDY!!!On this episode, we have a classic 3-part Treehouse of Horror episode!  We first get Homer's death as predicated by his horoscope, next is the 'Grimm' tales where Bart and Lisa are held captive by a witch, and finally the Dolphins (as led by Snorky) taking back control of the land.As always, we love recording for ToH episodes, and hope you enjoy it too!

It's the final countdown! In the last ep of season 11 the Simpsons breaks the mould with a behind the scenes documentary ala "Behind the Music" revealing how the family got famous, feuded and had misunderstandings about cops being prostitutes. Rob and Andy discuss new years resolutions, what the final season of the podcast will hold and how Rob completely innocently maced his genitals. Happy new year! [Synopsis at 19:00]

Merry Christmas everyone! This is our 4th annual pub trivia xmas special. The guys talk 2024 and ask general knowledge questions that you might also remember from Simpsons episodes. See y'all in 2025 for the last episode in s11 - Behind the Laughter! 

On this episode, Otoo walks out on his fiance Becky, who then begins living at the Simpson's house.  Marge starts to go crazy when she thinks Becky is trying to steal her family, and ends up in an insane asylum.  Hope you all enjoy this episode of the podcast, and please remember to get those Xmas pub trivia questions in before next week!

After watching the movie Tango de la Muerte Lisa takes up tap dancing and sucks at it until Prof Frink gives her self tapping shoes. Meanwhile Bart and Milhouse instead of going to camp spend over night in the mall trashing it in the process. Wiggum thinks it's the work of a giant rat so unleashes a puma in the mall. And Rob is agast at Andy's Americanised pronunciation of "pooma" - awful awful stuff. [Synopsis at 13:00]

On this weeks' episode, Hmer needs some time away after findining out about his impending dimise, so the family decide to hit Spring Break in Floride!  A devidive epsode, homerever enjoyable all round.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you in a fortnight!

Barney quits drinking (the begginning of 3 seasons of sobriety for him). Homer becomes the new Barney of the gang. Sober Barney learns to fly helicopters. The kids try to take the perfect photo for the cover of the phone book but end up having causing a forest fire and Barney flies Homer to rescue them. The guys talk sovereign citizens and give their election predictions. [Synopsis at 20:00]

SORRY FOR THE LATE UPLOAD!!! (Ohhh I'm a livin' joke)Andy here. Sorry loyal NMD listeners, it's been quite a week and life has gotten in the way.  Nevertheless, the episode is here!!  On this week's episode, Bart finds a way into an Indian casino and is shown a rather unflattering vision of his future.  Bart is a broke, untalented musician mooching off anyone and everyone, where as Lisa is the President of the USA.  We also have a delightful B plot of Homer searching for Lincoln's gold.  The spirits much have thought the main vision was a little thin...Enjoy!

Moe wins a beer tending competition but, after his pug fugly mug prevents him getting the prize he wanted, he gets plastic surgery which lands him a role on a soap opera... with sexy results. [Synopsis at 11:35] 

On this week's episode, Homer cheats PBS out of $10,000 and seeks refuge as a missionary in Microasia.  Enjoy!!

Maude Flanders dies after being knocked off the back of a stadium by a barrage of t-shirts. So ensues a heartful but still funny story of Ned’s crisis of faith and Homer trying to get him happy again. The boys talk fire alarms, parking attendants, Andy’s sudden self-interested empathy with cyclists. [Synopsis at 17:56]

We're back to regular scheduled programming with Season 11, Episode 13, Saddlesore Galactica!! In this week's episode, Lisa and her school band lose in controversial circumstances to the Ogdenville School band, and while at the State Fair, the Simpsons adopt a stunt horse named Duncan, "with hilarious consequences". Sorry for the hiatus guys, just a weird time for us with holidays and whatnot but we'll be back in a fortnight's time for the 'Maude death' episode. Dark, but expecting good things.  Cheers!

Burns goes off to the Mayo clinic to discover that he is "indestructable" leaving the Simpsons to housesit. Predictably, Homer takes Burns's boat out to international waters for a booze cruise / monkey knife fight. It was kind of impossible to not stray into politics given that since the last podcast Joe Biden has apeared senile on debate stage, Trump got shot and Biden withdrew from the race. [Synopsis at 25:40] Next ep will be on 18 August 2024.

On this week's episode, a college prank goes wrong and homer wind's up with a bucket glued to his head.  After having no luck from a faith-healther, they call Bart up to the stage who miraculously pulls the bucket from Homer's head.  All the while, Homer is building a float for his college's homecoming parade, with hilarious and unintended consequences.  Enjoy guys!!

Lisa has to be the lady of the house when Marge breaks her leg in a clock dropping accident. Homer and Bart are so predictably slobish that Lisa decides to trick them into thinking that they have leprocy to encourage them to clean up the house (which makes perfect sense) and Homer and Bart get a free holiday to a treatment facility in Hawaii. Andy's dog poos on his bed and Rob accidently roofies himself at work. [Synopsis at 13:00]

On this week's episode, Fat Tony fleeces Principal SKinner of all the school's money, so Springfield Elementary is forced to closed.  It's saved, however, by Kid First Industries who trick the kids into designing a new toy for the upcoming Christmas period.  Hilarity ensues, and we get wonderful cameo's from Gary Coleman.  Enjoy!

Homer wins a motorbike and creates a motorbike gang called the Hells Satans which enrages an existing outlaw motorbike gang with that name, who come and kidnap Marge. She civilises the gang turning them away from violence until Homer steams in to rescue her by fighting the gang's leader. [Synopsis at 15:28]

This calls for a celebration. For our 200th episode we're doing a very special retrospecticus of questions based on our first 199 eps (seasons 3 to 10). It really has been a treat to do this with each other and all of you guys. PS: Forgive the lateness of my upload.

Oh, hallelujah. Our problems are solved. We have banana bread!Apu and Manjula have octuplets which obviously is overwhelming until they receive an indecent proposal from a local Zoo owner, Larry, Larry Kidkill. Great episode. Lots of fun. [Synopsis at 6:05]