Dead Waves

Have you ever purchased a used photo album? Have you then pasted googly eyes all over the photos inside of the used photo album? Have you then discovered that spirits still dwell within the used photo album and now you've upset them and everything is suddenly haunted? You're not alone. Our caller this week, Daphne Longacre, is going through the same exact thing. Maybe we can solve this one with less gasoline than you used. Jack is really bad at calming people down. Lilith lays down the law. Grem parts with something very dear to him. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio Got pictures of household objects that look like Jesus? Email them over! Our email address is deadwavesradio@gmail.com

The Spooky Squad has helped callers out with everything from crotch frogs to ghosts who are no longer satisfied with their living arrangements. This week, they help a caller get a haircut. Jack does secret things alone in the dark. Lilith calls out Raven-Symoné. Grem opens up to the others. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio Hey, I think my cat knocked my router over and I'm having a hard time receiving emails. Could you send us your questions and comments to deadwavesradio@gmail.com so I can see if it's working correctly? Thanks.

When you're having relationship issues, you normally wouldn't think to consult the Dead Waves crew, but that's exactly what Lil Dickie Rickets did this week. We help him work things out with his co-host, Thomas Luge. They also discuss Star Wars and fish genitals. Typical week around here. Jack gets a body. Lilith gets a letter from the government. Grem gets in even more trouble with his girlfriend. This episode is a crossover with the TRUTHcast! You can find part two over on their feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/truthcast/id1463466271 Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio And as always, you can email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com with any questions or comments you might have. Sorry for keeping you so long, I'm normally not this talkative. I just kind of get lonely writing these descriptions, you know? Let's continue this conversation later.

Hey paisanos! This week we have Mikey Argento calling in. He's the ghost of a gangster from ancient times. The 70s. Can he adapt to this strange new world of smartphones and Whole Foods? Or is fate going to make him an offer he can't refuse? Jack gets REAL deep in Lilith. Lilith shares her favorite ASMR video. Grem is in peril. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio You should email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com sometime. We're really into that freaky stuff.

Sure, you're really into the hot new Harry Potter mobile phone game, but are you IN the hot new Harry Potter mobile phone game? Hilaria Moonshine is, and she needs help getting out. Sounds like a job for Jack, Lilith, and Grem. Grem loses signal. Lilith needs more meds. Jack has no idea what a Harry Potter is. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio Wanna talk to us through the internet? You can always email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com. We're like a paid cybersex service, but you don't have to pay us. And we don't offer cybersex. Yet.

Humans aren't the only ones with serious insecurities. We get a call this week from Seraphus the Vile, a lesser demon who's really taking the title to heart. Can we help him strike terror into the hearts of others? Or is he doomed to disappoint his father yet again? Jack enters the tech industry. Lilith is unwell. Grem tears Jack a new one. (And yes, we actually DID lose power due to a lightning strike while recording this one.) Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio Questions? Comments? You can always email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com. Always! We're open 24/7!

Our caller this week lives a simple life. He enjoys rummaging, dumpster diving, Springsteen, and enjoying light snacks in his home. Unfortunately for him, things are about to get a whole lot more complicated. Jack gets kicked out. Lilith explains the joys of sharing. Grem is confused. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio Wanna email us so we can talk at you through a compressed audio file that you download onto your phone every week? You can reach us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com

A tall, mysterious figure haunts a kindhearted father of three in Petoskey. Is it a foul demon? A nosey neighbor? Or perhaps the dreaded DogMan himself? Lilith, Jack and Grem are on the case. Jack converts. Lilith gives solid advice on pet ownership. Grem takes a really long nap. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio As always, feel free to email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com. Don't just come visit on the holidays. Call us every once in a while.

This week, an unexpected and uninvited guest shows up at the station. He has some serious beef. Jack has seen some things. Lilith takes us down memory lane. Grem gets reunited with his one true love. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

We're working on something real big for you beautiful listeners out there. Until we have that ready, enjoy a quick reel of outtakes and bonus content. We love you guys! Questions? Comments? You can always email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

This week's caller is Jessica, an ooze looking for love. They help her, but did they do the right thing? Jack enters the 21st century. Lilith is kinda into Beyonce. Grem gets a taste of his own medicine. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

This week, the gang gets a call from Cole, a pickup artist who has been cursed by a mysterious witch. Can Lilith and her cohosts help? Or are they doomed to eternal pun-ishment? Deadman Jack lives again. Lilith meets an old acquaintance. Grem injures himself. Again. Questions? Comments? Want to ask who allowed us on the radio? You can always email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

This week, the Dead Waves crew gets a phone call from Belamir Sweet and Gucci Breakfast. They're having all sorts of problems in their fine Hell hotel. Can Lilith and her cohosts help them? Or are they doomed to be a one star Yelp establishment? Jack finishes. Grem has an addiction. Lilith learns about the Power Orb. Questions? Comments? You can always email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

This week, Grem calls from the Himalayas after making Bubbie's potion, making a few substitutions. Things go horribly wrong. Jack gets vacuumed. Lilith gets drunk. Grem somehow becomes twice as irritating. Questions? Comments? Feel free to email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

It's Lilith's Grandmother's birthday! Time for the annual spirit summoning. In this episode, we meet the woman who wrote the spell that started this whole mess. Grem gets defensive. Lilith gets scolded. Jack feels uncomfortable. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

The station gets a call from Greg, a man who is being haunted by the ghost of his wife. All Greg wants is a little Netflix and Chill, but instead he got plenty of Netflix and Thrill. Have questions? Have comments? Email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

Lilith decides to order a mystery box off of the deep web. They were expecting a lot of things, but they certainly weren't expecting a caveman with a law degree. Stay tuned after the credits on this one. Trust us. Questions? Comments? You can always email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

A Poltergeist has taken up residence at the studio. The only solution is to hijack someone else's show and ask for their help. Time to interrupt Planet Funk. Have some of your own hauntings that you need help with? You can always email us at deadwavesradio@gmail.com Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

While Jack and Lilith get ready to take your calls, Grem gets ready to slam an entire case of beer. While they wait, they discuss rashes and ectoplasm, among other things. Also, Grem breaks the fridge. Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio

This week, we explore an uncomfortable topic...roommates. Mickey Sullivan calls in asking for help with his roommate. He really sucks. We mention RESCU in the credits this week, as requested by our awesome guest. For more information, go to https://www.rescufoundation.org Like what you hear? Join our Patreon for exclusive content: patreon.com/deadwavesradio