Hump Day With Scotty & Swanny

The Only Thing I’d Threaten Is a Good TimeThis week, the lads cover everything from NFL quarterbacks and Twistie sandwiches to Ballarat hecklers and Brad Scott’s media flair. Dane unpacks the chaos around media doorstops, Ross Lyon’s surprise holiday backlash, and why sometimes it’s not about footy—it’s about flossing before breakfast. It's the usual unfiltered blend of headlines, hot takes, and hypotheticals you didn’t ask for but are glad you got.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Round 9: Maths Science for 2025 Dane’s tipping confidence is shaky, Ralphie’s backing underdogs, and Sam’s just trying to stay upright around horses. This week’s Maths Science covers everything from Freo’s time-warp game plan to Spud’s Game reflections and a last-minute Mother's Day warning. It’s form guides, footy grief, and a whole lot of "gamble responsibly"—all wrapped in the usual chaos.As always, If you are having a gamble over the weekend, please gamble responsibly.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest, Friend... Michael RobertsAhead of Spud’s Game, the boys catch up with AFL great and media mainstay Michael Roberts for a heartfelt and hilariously raw walk down memory lane. From the chaos of plugger doorstops to the wild days of live crosses from pubs, Robbo dishes out the gold. But it’s his moving tribute to his mate Danny Frawley—both the fearless leader and the loveable larrikin—that makes this one special. A reminder that behind every great character is a cause worth backing. Footy, friendship, and a few inappropriate stories—just how Spud would’ve liked it.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalMichael Roberts: @m_roberts10SPUD'S GAME: https://www.dannyfrawleycentre.com.au/https://www.saints.com.au/news/1712925/spuds-game-is-back-on-the-big-stageSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Round 8: Maths, Science for 2025Dane’s body made it to the studio—his mind, however, might still be courtside at the NBA. This week, the boys tackle Round 8 with their signature blend of footy logic, listener tangents, weather predictions, and just a hint of edibles. From Freo form woes to questionable scheduling calls, it’s Maths & Science mayhem at its finest.If you are having a gamble over the weekend, please gamble responsibly.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From That Day Forward, I Decided I’d Never Have Another Penis Inside MeDon’t let the title fool you—this one’s more full-strength footy banter than romantic revelation. Dane's back on deck, joined by the usual suspects, diving headfirst into coaching blow-ups, AFL brain fades, local footy bruises, and the ever-growing list of things that now get you suspended for just showing a bit of ticker. As usual, the episode is fuelled by your listener-submitted questions, keeping the lads off-track and on-brand. With plenty of laughs, a splash of scandal, and a few unsolicited wellness tips, it’s everything you expect from Swanny & Friends… and probably a bit more.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest, Friend... Gary AyresWith Swanny off on very important business (most likely crafting the perfect last-minute excuse from the porcelain throne), we brought in footy royalty to hold court—five-time premiership Hawk, former Geelong coach, and all-round legend Gary Ayres. In this epic chat, Ayresy dives deep into the locker room stories, coaching lessons, and footy wisdom only decades in the game can deliver. He pays heartfelt tribute to the late, great Allan Jeans, reflects on coaching the enigmatic Billy Brownless, and shares his unique perspective on playing alongside the freakish talent that was Gary Ablett Sr. Add in mentions of Hawks icons like Dunstall, Dipierdomenico, Langford, Mu, and Platten—and you’ve got an episode that truly earns its spot in the Swanny & Friends hall of fame.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalThe Kennedy Community Center: https://www.hawthornfc.com.au/club/kennedycommunitycentreSuppo

Easter long weekend ahead and It's round 6, the ladder... is starting to settle. A lovely spread of games from Thursday to Monday and we unpack them all.If you are having a gamble over the weekend, please gamble responsibly.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Swanny & Friends, we had a very special guest lined up… or so we thought. While their seat remained suspiciously vacant, the show went on in full flight—non-heroin, of course. From oddly specific sock protocols and AFL supporter tier lists to Easter hunts and monster truck plans, it’s the usual mix of life, laughs, and a sprinkle of chaos. Turns out, sometimes, some of the best banter happens when it’s just Swanny and us, as his friends.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the gang gathers 'round (online!) for Round 5 of the AFL—and things get weird quick. Sam’s rocking eye masks, Ralphy’s tipping like a psychic, and Dane’s torn between team loyalty and betting logic. From salmon sperm skincare to elevator placement theory and a definitive list of AFL “stars vs superstars” on the horizon—this one’s got it all. Plus, the crew makes their best (and possibly worst) calls for Gather Round in Adelaide.Happy listening and fluttering (responsibly, of course)Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are online as kids have germs and therefore, inevitably so will their parents but we cannot survive with out Samantha, we have proven this time and time again.Here is a little too much chat about poo and weddings and not enough about listener questions but we do our best to as many as we can! Enjoy our ramblingsFollow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mostly Maths Science with a little Dane rant and more bowel movement chat that is completely unnecessary, but so is most things we chat about. Please remember to gamble responsibly & enjoy our take on round 4.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well as Samantha returns to form after a few weeks of "sleep rehab", she even brought a segment to the table...about time she started doing something around here! Dane also asked the questions - "What is wrong with Melbourne?" and what is this "Sexy Siren Song Freo are singing" because well they are no good but some how fool us all into thinking other wise. We also covered just how much of a tight arse some of Dane's team mates, coaches and friends are and how some sponsors were just made to take advantage of! Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalRecorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.Service meets style with uniquely curated, me

A few pick-ems in this weeks draw and whilst Dane may not have known Penguins are birds, he certainly knows his footy. So tune in for a break down of the round ahead and if your'e new here, we like to guess the line for a bit of added fun! Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858Recorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.Service meets style with uniquely curated, members-only premium workspaces that seamlessly blend design-led amenities, custom furniture, and bespoke private offices with first-class service. A distinctive blueprint across three hubs – Bureau, Parlor & Galerie. Beyon

It's round 2 of the AFL premiership season and despite some questionable attempts football games over the last few rounds, we seemed to see them pretty straight...bar a technicality that Dane let us hear about!Enjoy this weeks episode of Maths Science and remember to flutter responsibly. Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858Recorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.Service meets style with uniquely curated, members-only premium workspaces that seamlessly blend design-led amenities, custom furniture, and bespoke private offices with first-class service. A distinctive blueprint across three hubs –&n

Hello and welcome back Samantha, to your own podcast, thanks for bringing some kind of audio know-how.This week was one of Samantha's favourite chats, could be because she has slept...and she told us about it. The magnificent Nick Maxwell dropped in (we're at his place) and we chatted through another one of Pendles and Steele's milestones they are collecting this weekend. After the break Dane gives some incredible insight into the Reid, Daicos, Darcy comparison and we, like every other footy show, unpack the Archer incident. Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalRecorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.Service meets style with uniqu

This weeks guest is the formidable & inspiring Dyson Turner-Heppell.We chat through his journey from Footballer to Fashion designer and the bucket list that has formed along the way.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGuest Friend: @dysonheppellCheck out & support @haytchthelabelOr visit the website https://haychthelabel.com/ and other links HERERecorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.Service meets style with uniquely curated, members-only premium workspaces that seamlessly blend design-led amenities, custom furniture, and bespoke private offices with first-class service. A distinctive blueprint across three hubs –&n

Packed a lot in to this one! With Samantha away, we did our best to bring you as many answers to listener questions and unpacked the footy news of the week.After the break we talked Maths Science of Round 1 of the AFL premiership season!Stick around for Part 2 for our Fab guest.(She is back next week, and with her, the audio quality.)Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalRecorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.Service meets style with uniquely curated, members-only premium workspaces that seamlessly blend design-led amenities, custom furniture, and bespoke private offices with first-class service. A distinctive blueprint acros

This week on the Pod we are joined by the self-proclaimed funny twin, who will be back on your airwaves on Triple M and having a kick again in season 2025 for the Richmond footy club. Much like Dane, Hosko had a cashie to get to, so she helped us unpack the first half of the ladder for season predictions before leaving the lads to their own devices!Enjoy our candid chat with the lovely, Sarah HoskingFollow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGuest Friend: Hosko @sarah_hoskingRecorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.Service meets style with uniquely curated, members-only premium workspaces that seamlessly blend design-led amenities, custo

As week 0 is slowly drifting towards having that many games we had to fill the front end with some nonsensical chat and wonderful listener questions! So you know its a fab episode. As the title suggests, a bit of wisdom from Daneo sprinkled in and some controversial events from the week unpacked and you have a fairly standard Swanny & Friends episode!EnjoyFollow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalRecorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.Service meets style with uniquely curated, members-only premium workspaces that seamlessly blend design-led amenities, custom furniture, and bespoke private offices with first-class service. A d

We had a little time before our guest arrived this week so we thought we'd turn on the mics and tackle the big issues...like bringing XXXX to a party then drinking the Carltons...Jail or? Unpacked some listener questions and tried to find out what Samantha actually does for a job.EnjoyFollow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGuest Friend: Xander @xander.mcguireSupport us in the Merch store: Shop here :)Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.