Striped Sweater Podcast

Hey gang! The SSP is here to liven up your quarantine (or corn teen as some people say)! We're here with another fun filled episode! This week we are talking all about two more classic Spongebob episodes!  First of all we tackle Just One Bite, a beloved episode to any true Spongebob fan. Of course this episode tells the tale of Squidward's first (and perhaps last?) Krabby Patty of his whole life! If you haven't seen this one, do you even watch Spongebob? Last but not least, is another absolute classic of the series, The Bully! We take things to Mrs. Puff's Boating School where there is a new student Flats the flounder! Of course, Spongebob would like nothing more than to befriend the new student but it doesn't go so well for him as the name "The Bully" implies.  So sit back, relax, and let us kick your butt! Thanks gang!  patreon.com/stripedsweater

The boys find themselves forced to partake in Social Distancing when they are lost in the woods with nothing but a magic conch shell, then we see what happens when Spring is sprung and Spongebob takes in a seahorse as a best friend. What better way is there to not go insane during a quarantine than listening to Zach and Alex talk Spongebob?

Season 3 opens up with Plankton using a new invention to switch lives with Mr. Krabs, just to know what it's like. After that we see Spongebob pretend to be a lifeguard with Larry; how could that possibly go wrong? Join us in starting the best season yet!

After their extended hiatus the boys are back to recap how Season 2 went as well as look forward to Season 3. This is your last chance to jump aboard the S.S. Striped Sweater before Season 3 is in full effect so join them in bringing in the new season!

In the Season 2 finale the boys link back up with Jeff and witness a workforce strike on the Krusty Krab followed by Sandy and Spongebob trying to rid Bikini Bottom of an Alaskan Bull Worm! This is the end of Season 2 and we will be back in some time with Season 3 so stay tuned!

Zach and Alex have made a delayed return with Jellyfish Hunter and The Fry Cook Games! Join us as we experience how far Krabs will take animal cruelty for some extra cash. We will also be discussing the 20th annual Fry Cook Games where Spongebob and Patrick battle it out to see who the best fast food restaurant is between the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket!

Zach, Alex and our pal Louis take a ride into Bikini Bottom and they've brought their curse words with them! This week we tackle Sailor Mouth, a classic Spongebob story where the gang learns some new words that shouldn't be yelled publicly, but what to Spongebob and Patrick do? Yell them publicly! They learn all about bad words but have a hard time breaking the ol' swearing habit. What a classic, am I right? Secondly, we have a Squidward tale, where he embarks on his journey as an art teacher. His only pupil, Spongebob is already a much better artist than Squidward and so Squidward's teachings are a little "sketchy" if you will (a joke). Squid ends up selling a brilliant sculpture done by Spongebob but breaks it before the deal is done. Without going into too much detail, let's just say, hi jinks ensue! Thanks for listening! Please leave a rating and review if at all possible! Feel free to check out and support us on Patreon! patreon.com/stripedsweater 

Hey gang! We're back with two more slappin' and bangin' episodes of Spongebob!  Today we explore the age old tale of a boy and his essay. Spongebob is assigned and 800 word essay about what not to do a stop light and let's just say he has a hard time staying focused. This one is surely a favorite of any classic Spongebob fans! In I'm With Stupid we get to meet Patrick's parents for the very first time (or so we think.) Spongebob agrees to act stupid in front of Patrick's parents in order to get them to appreciate Patrick more. The plan works too well and things start going to people's heads. You don't want to miss out on this classic either!  So join us, share and subscribe! Leave a rating and a review! And if you really love us go check out our Patreon! patreon.com/stripedsweater

Hey gang! Big apology ahead of time, the audio quality on this episode is not the best. Zach couldn't live without having his precious space heater turned on! Please berate him on social media!  Otherwise, we are back again with two more classic Spongebob reviews! Graveyard Shift sees the Krusty Krab open all night! What kind of hi-jinks will Spongebob and Squidward find themselves in working together all night? Don't miss out! And secondly we see Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff start a romance together in Krusty Love? Mr. Krabs cannot control his money when he is with Mrs. Puff and enlists Spongebob as his financial manager! What kind of kooky shenanigans will this lead to? Reminisce with us now!  Thank you for listening and your continued support! We appreciate all of ya! Please do us a favor and take a gander at our Patreon! patreon.com/stripedsweater  

Ahoy! The Bikini Bottom Bad Boys, Zach and Alex, are back at it once more. This time talking about two absolute LEGENDARY episodes of Spongebob Squarepants.  The Secret Box tells the tale of just that, a mysterious box acquired by Patrick holds something that no one else is allowed to see, not even Spongebob! Spongebob does not handle this very well! Join us as we cover this dramatic confrontation of sea sponge and star! In Band Geeks (yeah you probably already know) we follow Squidward on a quest for the ages as he tries to conjure up a band to play the magnificent Bubble Bowl. Oh man, what to say about this one that hasn't already been said?! The absolute master-class Spongebob episode!   Thanks for listening, if you so desire, please check out and consider supporting our Patreon! patreon.com/stripedsweater

Mehoy menoy! We are back to the Spongebob contnet you all know and love! AHOY!  The Bikini Bottom Bad Boys (your hosts, Zach and Alex) take a trip to the restaurant district of Bikini Bottom after Spongebob is forced to work for Plankton at the Chum Bucket! Featuring one of the BEST original songs in all of Spongebob, this is an episode you cannot miss! Secondly we tackle what Alex thinks is the HANDS DOWN creepiest episode of Spongebob EVER! If you were spooked by this one as a kid we are certain you remember the horrorible monster that is Frankendoodle or Doodlebob as he is also known. Truly unsettling when I watched this one as a 9 year old, and honestly it's still a little bit creepy! Thank you so much for listening! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! patreon.com/stripedsweater

Hey gang! We apologize for being without Season 2 Episode 14 of our regularly scheduled programming. In it's place we have this unique podcast in which Zach and Alex talk about everything and nothing... and football as we watch our Detroit Lions take on the Green Bay Packers. We hope you enjoy yourself! We will be back on track next week with Welcome to the Chum Bucket and Frankendoodle! Thank you for your continued support!

Ahoy gang! We are back again, this time with a very special couple of episodes!  First we take an interesting trip through Patchy the Pirate's house before he presents his "favorite" episode Shanghaied which is perhaps the most lore-building episode for the Flying Dutchman! This episode also featured three separate endings that were voted on LIVE back in 2001! You aren't gonna want to miss us relive this one! Secondly, we tackle a shorter episode in Gary Takes a Bath! Gary in all his cat-like glory is not very interested when Spongebob decides to bathe him. Shenanigans ensue as Gary remains one step ahead of Spongebob all episode long! Thank you so much for listening to us ramble! We love you!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon www.patreon.com/stripedsweaterpodcast  

Ahoy! The Bikini Bottom Bad Boys of Zach and Alex are back this week with two more great episodes!  In "Pressure" we follow Spongebob as he and Sandy answer the age old question: which is better? sea critters or land critters? There is some great live action footage in this one!  "The Smoking Peanut" follows Spongebob and Patrick to the Bikini Bottom Zoo to see the great Clamu! The sweet innocent animal is boiled to an emotional rage after Spongebob throws a peanut at it! And only fun stuff can happen from there! Thank you so much for listening! Please consider supporting us on Patreon patreon.com/stripedsweater  

WE ARE BACK! After an unplanned week off from our civic duty, the Bikini Bottom Bad Boys of Zach and Alex are back with a vengeance.  This time we cover what is probably the most beloved Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy tale. Sponge and Pat are set to watch the Mermalair when Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy go out of town. MANRAY however throws a wrench in the well-oiled machine and things get pretty wild.  Next we tackle the hullabaloo of the Komedy Krab as Spongebob begins his stand-up comedy career! He finds success but only by making fun of his supposed "best friend" Sandy. This one gets a little emotional as Spongebob can't decide between his friends and his new "career!"  Thanks so much for listening! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/stripedsweater  WE LOVE YOU!

Hiiiii gang! The Bikini Bottom Bad Boys are back again reviewing two more classic episodes of Spongebob Squarepants!!!  In No Free Rides, we follow Mrs. Puff down a dark road as she decides to give Spongebob his driver's license, and we all know that he is NOT ready to be on the road. Spongebob's parents only complicate matters when they buy Spongebob a brand new boat-mobile! This is gonna get messy! I'm Your Biggest Fanatic answers the age old question of "what happens when sea sponge meets sea cucumber?" Don't check the kitchen, just check out this episode as we answer this question and have a rowdy good time doing it. Follow Spongebob in his quest to join the prestigious "Jellyspotters" led by a cantankerous cucumber by the name of Kevin! Please consider supporting us on Patreon so we can continue to bring you new episodes weekly in the highest possible quality! patreon.com/stripedsweater Thanks ya'll!  

Greetings gang! Are you ready for snow? Well you better get ready because this week The Bikini Bottom Bad Boys are taking it to the Treedome, and yeah, there's a whole bunch of snow on the ground! Why snow? Where is Sandy? Who is the real Dirty Dan? Hit play on this episode to have all of those questions answered and more as we review Survival of the Idiots!  Following the idiots is a tale as old as time. Friends... companions... lovers... everything is fine one minute, and the next minute you're DUMPED!!! Things get a little mucky when a fierce love triangle forms between Spongebob, Patrick, and an unlikely thrid, Gary the Snail! You aren't gonna want to miss us laugh and cry (but mostly cry) over this one. Oh Gary why did ya have to go?  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! We love ya! patreon.com/stripedsweater

Ahoy! Welcome to our completely unannounced and very random special episode! This week we take a break from the back-breaking duty of watching Spongebob *wink* to tackle the brand new (at the time of this recording) Netflix special: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling! Both of us Bikini Bottom Bad Boys were very excited to see a childhood favorite return to the screen. We hope you enjoy listening to our loose, open ended discussion about this exciting cartoon reboot!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Thank you! patreon.com/stripedsweater 

Ahoy gang! The Bikini Bottom Bad Boys get a little festive this week as we share all of our thoughts on the legendary Spongebob Christmas Special! Join us as we meet Patchy the Pirate and his trusty parrot Potty for the very first time! We will also enjoy the tale of the very first Christmas in Bikini Bottom in the episode titled "Christmas Who?" It's a romp roarin', egg noggin', holly jolly roger of a good time. We appreciate you so very much for listening!  Consider supporting us on Patreon! patreon.com/stripedsweater 

MAKE SURE TO LISTEN TO THE END FOR A FULL TRACK FROM OUR GUEST TBAKEDALOT! CHECK HIM OUT ON SOUNDCLOUD NOW!!!! Ahoy SSP gang! The Bikini Bottom Bad Boys are back, reviewing two more SUPER CLASSIC episodes! First we follow Sandy as she prepares for hibernation by doing all kinds of crazy things, and Spongebob vows to make sure it goes great (spoiler: it's not great!) Secondly, we explore what happens to Spongebob and Patrick when they are down on their luck and decided to "borrow" a balloon! You won't want to miss this jam-packed episode!  Feel free to check out our Patreon patreon.com/stirpedsweater Thanks ya'll!