What Most People Think With Geoff Norcott

After we catch up about the increasingly cause based loony Left, I chat to the very funny and very smart Pierre Novellie. He's that rare thing these days, a left-wing comic who doesn't preach or moralise. We look at a bunch of things, including the lack of consent for Twitter movements and why Brits shouldn't say 'ass'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we look at the Marcus Rashford campaign and how the Left increasingly use emotive language to get ideas over the line.  We then look at poor leadership from the likes of Starmer, Sadiq and various arse-covering CEO's. The show ends with the crucial decision as to who would win a fight between Peter Hitchens & Owen Jones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So much to discuss this week. Comedy cancellation, Rowling cancellation, Statue removalation. Quite simply, this was the week when the culture war went truly mental.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After some reflections on the recent race protests I look back at the 2015 General Election and challenge some of the cliched views we now hold. There are some great letters, including one which asks whether Keir Starmer will ever give a solid opinion on anything. We close by wondering who would win a fight between Miriam Margolyes and Anne Widdecombe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a brief catch-up on the Cummings & Goings (Banter!) I have a chat with top Bloke psychologist Kenny Mammarella-d'cruz (aka 'Man Whisperer'). A must listen for any men who are sceptical about counselling, Kenny has some interesting and incredibly frank strategies for sorting out your swede. I of course am immature and can't resist childish knob gags. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One for the Lefties this week as I start off by climbing into the government a bit for recent incompetence. However, I quickly revert to type and take the Micky out of Starmtroopers who can't handle the fact Keir didn't do so well at PMQs. We then talk about the UN's ridiculous attempts to moderate people's language. There is also discussion of which gender you'd prefer to recuse you in a house-fire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maybe you shouldn’t record a podcast hungover but I think I said some bad stuff this week. We discuss the last week of Covid politics, including shambolic Boris, forensic Keir Starmer and Rishi Lifehack. We then decide whether teachers are taking liberties before I pop off about Lockdown adverts. The show ends with a discussion of which of the main science nerds would win in a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy VE celebrations. We look at the Left showing their tendencies to get way too upset about words. I also try and provide an explanation for why plebs like me haven't turned on the government yet. For anyone astonished by the 'Lean on Me' story from last week we have another instalment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a catch up about why the podcast is late and why I couldn't just sack it off and why many on the Left lose their minds when it comes to Boris, we chat once again to Konstantin. KK had a tweet which got under the skin of liberal journalists, so I invited him to give his side of it. We end with letters and an example of NHS applause mission creep that flabbergasted me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode I'm fully back on the attack. Against the numpties who always make the same point about St George. Against the journalists who seem to be more keen on gotchas than playing a constructive role in a crisis. And against a disturbing new trend in modern bingo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a catch up on all things Covid, we try and stay away from the big C. I talk briefly about the Labour report into the report into the report. Then I reflect on the Credit Crunch and my experiences giggin in Afghanistan duuuring the war.  We end with a hypothetical fight between Nicola Sturgeon & Ruth Davidson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Delighted to welcome back Simon Evans for this show. After a brief catch-up about the return of the culture war, Simon and myself chat about Emily Maitlis, metaphors, masculinity and hanging with the tough lads. Plus plenty of listener letters. There's also a return of the hypothetical political fight as we square of new Labour leader Keir Starmer against deputy PM Dominic Raab. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have a guest! I managed to bodge together a WhatsApp interview with the brilliant Stephen Grant. After a brief catch-up with us guys, myself and Stephen discuss his filthy Blairite view on the crisis, and how he was in the unusual position of having to lay himself off. We also come to the conclusion that the entire England squad should each build a hospital. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of journalists in making us all feel terrified. I talk about the challenges of home schooling then move onto the elite panic buyers who always seem to be one step ahead. We close with more of your brilliant letters, including the man who seeks reassurance but doesn't get it. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, it was going to be a pandemic to make me up my output. In the first lockdown episode, we look at the immediate impact of recent measures, from the serious political dimensions to getting elbowed by pensioners in Iceland. We also have a lot of letters, including one from Phil which is frankly diabolical.  Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I take a keep calm & carry on view on the old Billy Ray Coronavirus. We also look at how the Tory’s Blairite budget pissed on Labour’s parade. I also reflect on some of the odd things that go with the territory of having an International Women’s Day. All that plus I throw in a few of my original Dad gags for free! (plus the worst ever idea for a game show).   Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The hard left reach peak nuttiness with the trolling of the Yorkshire Tea account. We also discuss what an abject failure the #BeKind week ended up being. I reflect on the Tyson Fury fight and how long public figures should be accountable for past misdemeanours. There's also some thoughts about the disgraceful decision to make all inclusive holidays less fun. PLUS I'VE THOUGHT OF A PLAN TO CUT BACK ON THE BLIMMIN SWEARING!   Follow Geoff on:   TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott   Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So I had the rug pulled by the surprise resignation of the Saj! We also talk about the Oscars and those luvvie luvvies speeches. We get it into why it might not be ok to wear off the shoulder dresses in the House of Commons and why Phillip Schofield's revelation isn't as clear cut as people in the media make out. In the letters we discuss the crucial issue of shooting pains in the batty. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a decent catch up on Britain finally leaving the EU, I talk Nanny State with the one & only Christopher Snowdon. We talk vaping, smoking, drinking, gambling, taking drugs - all the good stuff really. In the letters we talk about the CEO who wanted to ban men talking about football. There's also the crucial question of which Labour Leadership candidate would be capable of putting up a tent. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode I do what the Queen couldn't and get to grips with Meghan and Harry. There's the comedy goldmine of the Manchester Grooming gang scandal. Then I lighten things up by laughing at the slapstick Labour Leadership contest. I also think I broke some sort of record for saying f**k. I just broke it again! Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices