Laguna Biotch

-I am very sorry for the random placement of Alex singing Hello, I forgot about it and then had to add it-Okay, now that I got that PSA out of the way, let's talk about some PDA! What does the cast of Laguna do when there is a really bad landslide in their town? They create a benefit called Fight the Slide 2005! As you can imagine, nothing in Laguna can be done without some drama and this episode has plenty of it. LC watches Jason kiss Jessica then continues to run a fashion show after it, Dieter is ready to fight Jason but doesn't and Jessica is pretty positive she never had a chance to even kiss Jason. This episodes walked so every other episode of reality TV could run.After the episode I talk a little bit about what I call the "dark days" of my early 20's and then hope to remind everyone that they are not alone.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All good things must come to an end, like high school. The gang graduates and it is way more emotional than season 1, don't fight me on that. We find out what everyone got for graduation gifts which is the most important thing. Will Casey and Alex M make up? Will Kristin gain the freshman 15? Things are just starting to really heat up in Laguna though, and by in Laguna I mean between LC and Jason. Will he change for her? On another note, I talk about the Backstreet Boys concert, Trisha and Aaron, Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes, and answer the question about Kaylor (well kind of). Make sure you rate, subscribe and follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A little bit different than the typical Laguna podcast but as a Swiftie I felt it was my job to talk about her newest album Lover. It came out almost a week ago but I wanted to be able to really listen and enjoy before dove headfirst into the album! I hope you all enjoy!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What better way to start a summer than with a BBQ at the Conrad Castle? Let's add some burgers, red solo cups, and a jacuzzi. Wait, who is LC dating?! The whole entire world of Laguna is shaken when we find out who is macking on LC. They find each other really cute though. Oh and as for Kristin? She doesn't have time for boys, she is too busy checking out her new car! As far as the rest of the episode I go into why I think my friend's boyfriends don't like it, how I accidentally started some Instagram drama, and I give you an update on my rom-com life drama, or it's actually becoming a drama, I think. Be sure to rate and subscribe!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it's finally here, the last dance for all of the seniors that will be graduating. Will Talan  ask Kristin to prom or is it a proposal? Will Alex M be cool with Jason taking sophomore Cami? There are so many questions that we need answers to! I give a little behind the scenes info of who was really dating who during this time and there are even sound clips! We are moving on up.I also dive into the Kaitlynn, Brody, and Miley saga, I am still not totally sure what's going on but I am here for it. You will also find out why I feel like my life is currently a Rom-Com.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is finally here, the fiesta is here! Alex H and Kristin throw a raging fiesta but decide to leave a few people off of the guest list. Kristin also does something when she's not thinking right. We get a little Stephen and LC moment in San Fran! It's definitely a very fun episode with just the right amount of drama! I also go on a bit of a rant about how I feel about each of the Teen Moms.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, for starters lets talk about the fact that Kristin is going to San Fran to see Stephen and isn't going to tell Talan! What is going on with that? Casey spreads a sick little rumor about Alex M and Alex M takes my spot as one of the MVPs of the whole season, along with another brunette you guys may know. Other than the episode I talk about the Heidi and Justin Bobby Christian song, how to deal with one sided friendships, Taylor Swift of course, and my Chelsea Handler moment over the past weekend.Be sure to like, rate, and subscribe!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is Cabo round two for Kristin and the rest of the cast! We step back into the same hotel and gross clubs that we did the season before. The only difference is that Jessica and Alex M get into it rather than Stephen and Kristin.This is honestly A+ television and  I am more than happy to cover it!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So here we are three episodes into The Hills Reboot and I don't think that I am loving it. Instead of breaking the episode down scene by scene I kind of just ramble off how I feel, what I like and what I don't like about it.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when Jason and Alex become official, well, it doesn't go well. There's a bonfire which means drama, Cami walks in on something, and Jason continues to be the worst. Okay, well Jessica kind of becomes the worst too! I talk a bit about The Hills: New Beginnings and friend issues. Be sure to like and subscribe!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, Jason and Jessica are officially over which means Jason and Alex M can officially be together. What does Jessica do? She calls him a million times while she is in Mammoth with her friends! Kristin and Talan flirt, Alex H calls her out, and Lauren finds out Stephen took Kristin out on Valentine's Day.I also talk about what would happen if it was a true teen drama with hot snowboard instructor Johnny.Okay, I also dive into the Taylor Swift stuff, just a little bit, talk about my first concert, and a few other things!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Lost in space Audrina face"Jemmye from Real World and The Challenge joins me to talk about The Hills Beginnings! We are both surprised by our favorite cast member so far is,  how we feel about the whole Audrina and Justin Bobby thing, and Brody being the victim in all of his relationships. We also talk a bit about The Challenge and Taylor Swift. We really had no choice.Be sure to rate and subscribe!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want to know my guesses for The Hills Reboot? I tell you at the end! First we need to find out what happens in Laguna when Stephen shows up on Valentine's Day and how Jessica handles the break up with Jason.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just like bonfires, if there is a dance in Laguna there will be drama! What would you do if your date was bringing your enemy to the dance? I will tell you what I would do, sit outside and be upset just like Jessica did! I break down Alex asking Jason to Winter Formal and why Laguna Beach wasn't allowed to film on school property! I also talk about expanding the Laguna Biotch brand.Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where you realize how truly awful Jessica and Jason are together, and now sneaky Alex M can be. We also get to see a very drunk Taylor and Talan have a chat where she has some choice words when it comes to her feelings about Kristin. I also talk about living alone for the first time and how I feel about The Hills reboot! Please rate and subscribe, be sure to follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens with Kristin and Lauren have a birthday party on the same episode? Well, Lauren goes to Mexico with Stephen and Kristin has her eyes on Talan. There is also drama between Taylor and Talan, looks like love triangles are the in thing with Laguna forever. I also talk about my move, social media, and then a few other things! Make sure you rate, subscribe, and follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessica, Jason is cheating on you! Things start to seemingly heat up between LC and Stephen along with Jason and Alex M. We also get to see Jessica take shots in the backseat which is very exciting. I also get into how I am planning on handling Very Cavallari next season! Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we roll into season 2 which we all know is the best season of the three! I break down the first episode drama, we find out what some of last seasons favs have been up to, and I also talk a little bit about the season finale of Very Cavallari! Be sure to click subscribe so you never miss an episode! Also be sure to follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It has finally come, the season final of season 1! There is a bonfire, there are tears, and of course the iconic moment with She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 playing in the background. I also tip toe around the #FreeBritney movement and talk about my Taylor Swift experience that I will talk about for the rest of my entire life! Be sure to hit subscribe and follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a wild senior year, the summer is finally ending and Trey is the first to go. I break down the episode that has Trey saying goodbye to childhood pet, the town he loved, and all of his best friends. It's a real emotional roller coaster. I also end up breaking up the Spiedi and Stephanie drama, what I think Taylor Swift is doing, and how the Kelsea Ballerni concert was! Be sure to subsribe and follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.