Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

This dog is totally insane, you would love her Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Can YOU win their approval?! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.

Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?" Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

a FOURTH MCR concert?! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Imagine doing dabs with your dad Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Enjoy, fello' goffs!   Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Oh god   Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!   Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Sirancha's birthday means SIRANCHA IS IN CHARGE. GOD HELP US ALL.   Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?" Download the FREE one-page RPG by clicking here. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boi-oi-oi-oi-ng?"

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call!