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AI software meant to assist with caampus firearm detection mistakes student's bag of Doritos for a gun, Turkish court orders additional divorce payments for man who saved his ex-wife's contact as "Chubby" in his phone contacts, Scientists issue shark warning after fatal attack by shy species

Orlando Magic rally to beat Heat, win NBA season opener, Orlando City Soccer season is over as Lions fall in MLS Wild Card match at Chicago, more...

Reality TV casting director shares some information about the number of folks rejected because of...not passing STD tests, Headline of the Week contender #2: Doctor arrested over illegal penis enlargement operations performed in his 1990's-era Toyota Corolla, Act of kindness ends in stabbing for DoorDash driver in Washington State

Lawyer argues his wealtly 3x the leagal limit, high on cocaine client ran down and killed a pedestrian because of her high heels, Miami line cook arrested after stealing cookbook with secret recipes, A wild bear manged to enter a California zoo and paid a visit to the bear exhibit

The always dapper, charming and infinite fountain of advice wisdom and inspiration stops by. Let The 'World-Renowned Life Coach' LCTB help you!

That big internet outage caused by AWS caused smart beds to get stuck in upright position and some temperature controlled beds were stuck on 'hot', Headline of the Week contender #1: Butt breathing might soon be a real medical treatment, Iceland never had mosquitoes...they do now

NBA season opens with defending champion OKC Thunder downing Kevin Durant, Houston in 2/OT 125-124, Golden State tops Lakers in other opening night game. Orlando Magic open at home tinight vs. Miami, Orlando City soccer play wild card playoff road match against Chicago this evening, more...

Today is National Nut Day. You can celebrate however you see fit...Woman shoots driver dead for honking because she didn't go when light turned green, Can a bonfire be destroyed by an arsonist? Since this is 'Idiotology', you know the answer...Fun fact: Sinkholes cause just about the same amount of damage costs each year as tornadoes

Rush announce additional dates for next years 'Fifty Something' Tour including two shows in Florida. That and more in this week's Rock News

Former Florida bridge tender gets into deadly shootout with former Bridge department supervisor in Palm Beach County, Police arrest meat thieves and a local write can't hold back on pun-filled news story, Halloween trick or treat event cancelled by county coroner's office in Pueblo, Colorado...something about concerns over "rotting corpses"

It's almost November and with that comes Thanksgiving...unless the pending Turkey shortage scews that all up, Kentucky man named Darrel accused of killing his other brother Darryl...Larry nowhere to be found, It happened again: Man dies after burial vault fell on him at Dallas funeral home

Blue Jays top Mariners in ALCS game seven thriller to advance to World Series, Tampa Bay Bucs fall to Lions on MNF, also lose Mike Evans with broken collarbone, Seahawks over Texans in nightcap of MNF, more...

Newborn baby girl found in Manhattan subway station wrapped in a blanket, Florida Man pops up in Interlachan and threatens to stab neighbor and "eat her dog"...Washington DC woman sues to prevent neighbor from smoking weed in his own home and wins

Detached retinas, fracured sockets...Pickleball eye injuries soar as sport gains popularity, Police issue warning about teenage 'AI homeless Man' prank, Indian social worker stages his own funeral hust to see who cares

Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo from Smith & Eulo drops in each Monday to offer legal guidance and discuss the current big criminal case law stories in the news

Some idiots broke into an amusement park and stole 200 stuffed animals, Woman starts wearing latex gloves to gas station after seeing a man scratch his butt and then grab the pump handle, Cahrmin is bringing back 'Forever Rolls'...1700 sheets and you'll need a special holder

Overreaction Football Monday as we scream, yell, complain, marvel and speculate after a crazy weekend in both college and pro football, Blue Jays top Mariners to force ALCS game 7 tonight from Toronto, Orlando City loses and drops into Wild Card position for MLS playoffs, Chase Briscoe advances in NASCAR playoffs with Talladega win, more...

Poison control officials warn of toxic toads and mushrooms after Phoenix gets rainfall, San Jose Sharks apologize after ICE message appears during Hispanic Heritage Night, Outrage in Pennsylvania town after 5-year-old girl gets 'Women for the KKK' card in Halloween candy bucket

Russian cosmetologist mocked after stating procedures to change a mother's eye color will cause DNA to "rearrange itself" to pass eye color onto newborn, Kenyan Catholic Church drops Mass wine after it becomes common in local bars...and that will open the voting for Headline of the Week

Recap of this week's not-so-pleasant news items as well as ending on a high note with the "Good News Network" stories for the week...