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Skin care company has a 'calculator' to indicate how 'ugly' your job is making you, Doctors in India remove teen's parasitic twin in rare surgery (patient had an extra set of legs, buttock and genitalia growing from his chest', The fiancee of Faster Pussy cat singer fell overboard and died on first day of 80's-themed cruise out of Miami

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Thieves steal framed paintings from church including the 7th Commandment 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', So the hot new rumor about the United Health Care CEO accused killer Luigi Mangione is that he was a big fan of being 'watched' while having sex and many 'partners' are too afraid to come forward with videos for fear of getting pulled into the case, Burger King crew shows up at funeral of regular customer to present a memorial 'engraved chair' that he used to always sit in

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Texas Lt. Governor says NY strip steaks should be renamed 'Texas Strips" because NY has mostly dairy cows, 30 Los Angeles corrections officers charged with enabling 'gladiator fights' at juvenile facility, Vermont farmers are spraying some of their crops with human urine...specifically spinach and kale

Man arrested second time for attempting sex act with a Metrolink seat, Pet store goldfish are surviving winter conditions in Great Lakes and growing to enormous sizes, British school removes mirrors from bathrooms to "get kids back in class', Cape Cod FedEx driver rescued after getting stuck at high tide

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Florida Woman stabbed her boyfriend because he wouldn't eat her cooking, Teenager with no vaginal opening got pregnant after stabbing, New survey says that more than 50% of Americans are turned on by watching their partner do chores

For the first time in Canada surgeons put teeth in patients' eyes to restore sight, Vet finds 24 socks, 2 hair ties, a onesie and other 'jaw-dropping' items inside ailing 7-month-old puppy, Train strikes vehicle of alleged impaired driver after girlfriend exposes herself on Facetime

Every quarterback in The United Football League is holding out for more money: Season is scheduled to start March 28th, Scientists have created a banana that will not turn brown and mushy after it is peeled, Once the tallest, fastest roller coaster in the world...Kinga Ka was imploded on Friday

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Who let the dogs out: Some woman in San Bernardino broke into animal shelter and released 2 dozen dogs, Eyeglass store employee arrested for offering free glasses in exchange for sexual acts, Window washers in NYC had to be rescued when rig broke free AND they had failed to attached their safety harnesses

Florida woman accused of stealing electricity before Great Dane attacked deputy investigating, Woman who graduated high school with honors in Connecticut is suing because she can't read or write, Chinese man suffers 'intestine necrosis' after fiancee electrocutes his belly for 3 hours as 'pre-marital test'

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Lucky couple had an entire theater to themselves the other night for a showing of 'Captain America'...and then the roof fell in, The Canadian master of BIRLING has died...what the hell is 'birling' you might ask...? 105-yr-old woman wanted a rave for her birthday...her 81-yr-old nephew made it happen

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Katy Perry and Gayle King are part of an all female 'crew' that will be sent to the edge of space on a Blue Origin rocket, Tanzanian man has 16 wives, 104 kids and 144 grandkids, German soccer match cancelled after some kid bit the referee on the nuts.

Memphis road-rager attacks elderly man's car with an AX after fender-bender, The search is on for a 'raccoon dog' on the lose Wales, Thieves nab pricey bulldogs from Colorado pet store after faking a seizure, Michigan veterinarian faces theft charge after refusing to return homeless man's dog

Fake captain steals and $8 million fishing vessel and heads out with crew on board, Headline of the week contender: Chinese foodies pose as mourners to try funeral home's noodles, 18-yr-old Florida Woman admits to vandalizing ex's vehicle...except she got the wrong car

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game