Sex Archie

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Dawn Wilkinson Bughead gets rocky as Archie enjoys a few on the rocks. Our very best boy gets a special nightmare day. Ronchie gets Raunchy. What exactly are the rules to Secrets and Sins? Why is Instagram obsessed with secret parents? WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX!?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 9: La Grande Illusion by James DeWille; directed by Lee Rose Archie sells himself for a guitar. Alice destroys herself for a headline. Veronica prostrates herself to make a friend. Why is everyone putting teens in charge of their corporations? Will we see Valerie again? Isn't syrup tapping season in the Spring?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 8: The Outsiders by Julia Cohen; directed by David Katzenberg Everyone is building something. For some it's condos, for some it's relationships, and for some it's a fetus. How can you plan and throw a shower overnight? Does Fred not have employment contracts? Does the singing fish know any of Josie's songs?

While we count down the hours until Riverdale returns, let's compare notes on where this is all headed. This bonus episode has new theories and predictions from us, our listeners, and Instagram fans. Might as well slap the cuffs on Grundy now, for murder I mean, in addition the other stuff.

The Riverdale One-Shot is a comic based on a TV show based on a comic series. These four shorts reveal what our main cast was up to in the weeks before the show began. Turns out our biggest discoveries were the pronunciation of a word and the existence of the Deschanel web empire. PLEASE send us your Riverdale theories to discuss on our next bonus episode! You can tweet us @Sex_Archie, comment on this soundcloud page, or email us at historyhoneyspodcast [at] gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place by Aaron Allen; directed by Allison Anders Jughead gets arrested and accused of the murder, moves in with Archie, and his dad burned Jason's car. Turns out Grant is very good at predictions. Did the nightclub do more to kill the Drive-in than the serpents did? Is Polly naturally attracted to horror film settings? Did they get their brand names from MAD Magazine? And here's your challenge for the 3-week break: Which member of the Riverdale cast will be the first to acknowledge our show?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill! by Tessa Leigh Williams & Nicholas Zwart; directed by Steven A. Adelson Betty finds more Polly than she bargained for. Archie finds his voice. Hermione finds a scam. Is there a rival home across the lake run by the brothers of anarchic mercy? Who tries to impress a jazz man with Disco? Did the werewolves eat all the good moms in this town?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 5: The Heart of Darkness by Ross Maxwell; directed by Jesse Warn While investigating the town's recent crimes, Betty discovers Riverdale's original sin. What a sticky situation! Is any teen in this school not attracted to Archie? Did Archie forget to mention he's younger than the Euro? What was grandma even doing in there?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 3: Body Double by Michael Grassi; directed by Mark Piznarski Chapter 4 brings us a desperately-needed Grundectomy and then tears our heart out. The tears will not stop burging. When will we hear Veronica belt showtunes? Can true love bloom at a snack bar? Where were Josie and the Pussycats in this one?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 3: Body Double by Yolonda E. Lawrence; directed by Lee Toland Krieger In this Very Special Episode, we learn that objectifying young women can lead to major burns and incredible stickiness. This is the one that convinced us we needed to make a podcast to share Riverdale with the world. If its supposed to represent semen, why is it that color? Was Jughead intimidating that kid, or does he just love sundaes that much? What Archie reader is getting excited to see Chuck in life-action?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 2: A Touch of Evil by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger In this episode accusations run wild and secrets run deep. How much sage does it take to keep Cheryl at bay? Bolo ties: hot or not? Wait; Jason wasn't invented for the show!?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 1: The River's Edge by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger In this episode we meet our cast and discover their troubles. Why would anyone date the ab-free comics Archie? Who names their daughter 'Geraldine'? Is Reggie a tortured artist with erectile dysfunction?