Drunks And Dragons - Dungeons And Dragons 5e Actual Play

Tensions are running pretty high between the new Queen Wyrmsbane and the rebel Oakback forces. These Oakbacks…they are the worst. They think they can make demands of Aludra when they are 1) the reason things are so terrible 2) are utterly defeated on the army front. Some folks are just turds and cannot see the … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Unfortunately, we already used the title “The Wrongest We Ever Got It” since I think this is technically the wronger we have ever got it. We made a quick and daring decision and it…well…I don’t want to spoil it. Things go from bad to worse as we fight this tank thing and that is all … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The victory over the Oakback troops is short lived since, well, there is still that tank thing causing mayhem. With our heroes already in pain this dreadnaught will be a tough foe indeed. Will overconfidence be the downfall of all that they have strived to achieve? Will they all just die? Probably not, but listen … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The battle rages on as our stalwart heroes take on a host of Dwarven and Elemental warriors! While they are doing amazing damage is it enough to best these hearty foes!?! Most likely, but who knows… Honestly, these enemies are punks and I pity them for having to fight. Fools. The adventure continues with Titus … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bam! Teleported into the middle of a battle. Arrows and magic fly by our heads and kill our new best friends. Their is a loud noise coming from a huge mechanical…thing. Elemental creatures slam the fortifications of Wyrmsbane keep. This sucks so bad. Why did we come back here? Right, gotta save the Buckster. And … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

News of a friend in danger reaches our heroes and makes them feel like big idiots. This totally ruins their plan of “making everyone love us” that they so lovingly crafted. Turns out that this world is still full of many dangers. Dangers that exist not just in a city of elves but also a … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The gang makes a snap decision that…may be a horrible idea. In fact, the extent to how wrong they got it takes the entire episode to sink in. No matter, as adventurers sometimes you must make snap judgments or various decisions that have lasted effects on many peoples lives. That being said [redacted], we are … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

While trying to figure out just what the deal is with this worm…village we are attacked by some rude bat things.  The mushroom folks just kinda hid, which was rude, but we, as your brave heroes, rose to the occasion and defended the defenseless. Kipper will never die, this is our promise. The adventure continues … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh no! Your adventurers are falling and they can’t get up! Will the gang get eaten by this huge worm creature? Most likely! Will everyone die? Probably, yeah. Basically this worm is taking up a huge amount of their brain horse power. And the teeth are a nightmare to boot. Hopefully you understand that the … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This adventure was recorded live in front of a studio audience. We had a blast doing our show and actually seeing folks react. It was weird. A good weird. Anyways, our adventurers meet an old friend and split the party while trying to continue to survive in the Underdark. The adventure continues with Titus Harper … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Looks like this murderer got himself captured by a drider. What a fool! We have him right were we want him, encased in spider webs. Hopefully capturing this murderer will help clear Jaela’s name and then we can all return to Deephome as heroes. That is the plan anyways… The adventure continues with Titus Harper … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Underdark is really bad and, if we are being honest, it sucks. Sure, we met one nice pal, but there is a chance this nice pal is bad? Well not bad, that is just the stress of the Underdark talking, but he is definitely intense. Anyways, more things try to kill us but the … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hot on the trail of Murder Person, the gang meets a new…thing in the Underdark. They probably shouldn’t trust this…thing, but they probably will. Sometimes you gotta listen to whatever new information you have. It is part of being a good detective. Will these brave heroes survive long enough to regret their decision? The adventure … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Going into the Underdark is usually a bad idea, but you have to make bad and poor choices for your friends sometimes. That is what friendship is all about. While I do feel like 90% of our actions are driven by “my pal needs help, so I guess I will almost get murdered every couple … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Turns out this bloody murderer is causing much havoc in Deephome. Lying about Jaela. Killing folks in a magical way. Terrible time to visit now that I think about it. No matter, we have work to do and we will catch this monster and bring them to justice. It is the only way to save … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well, crap. This whole trip has been one thing after another but this whole Balder being murdered bit takes the cake! Honestly, what are we going to do? We are trapped underground with thousands of angry dwarves with the only exits heavily guarded. Plus, they think Jaela did it! We brought Jaela into their city … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bringing Jaela to Deephome was a risk but it most likely will not blow up in our faces. You have to take risks for people sometimes and double that if your saved the world together. Plus, Aludra deserves to see Jaela one last time. Sure, it will make things more complicated, but sometimes you have … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The gang is finally reaching their destination of Deephome, but are they truly ready to face the sins of their past. It is widely known that Jaela is extremely not invited to Aludra’s wedding which is currently the biggest pickle that needs to be overcome. Maybe Jaela and the rest are not ready to face … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our main man Jett Razor is up to his neck in debt so things get dicey. Let’s just say we are in a bar and … a certain amount of brawling ensues. Which is nice. Our old bones have been craving a bar based tussle for many years. Feels great getting back into the swing … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The gang sorted out their stowaway issue so they headed full speed ahead to Calsten to pick up Bucky’s favorite bard – the famous Jett Razor. Things are not perfect and sunny in the port city what with the rumors of an incurable disease floating about. Mostly whispers and gossip surround this mysterious sickness some are calling … See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.