Pure Imagination

A laid-off market researcher for San Francisco-based LoveCorp struggles to find employment and win the heart of an ex-coworker.

A young child believes that an accountant lives beneath his bed, beleaguered parents turn to outsourcing, a single mother works for the Human Lotto, and a thrifty father purchases his dead wife a Dial-a-Grave.

A server at Neil Armstrong's Giant Leap fo Mankind Pancake House regales his customers with tales of heartbreak and woe.

The apocalypse will be televised.

The daughter of Elvis and Cher impersonators lives in an RV called Graceland, a man launches the American history/youth lifestyle magazine "Historical Gossip for Teens," and more stories of life on the periphery of celebrity.

A teenage clerk at Hassan's Artificial Wings, Brazilian Jeans, and Pastries longs to grow wings.

Lewis and Clark provide the inspiration for three primetime television hits: a crime procedural, a family sitcom (set in an oversized fiberglass replica of Elvis Presley's digestive system) and Lewis and Clark: The College Years.

A boy grows to manhood on a failing dairy farm on the bad side of the moon.

A troubled avant garde German director makes infomercials, corporate training videos, and the Driver's Ed Trilogy.

A campus tour, an anthropology lecture, and a graduation speech at EducationLand! Miami-Dade North.

The Mr. Dictator Pageant suffers some setbacks, a senator apologizes for indiscretions behind his podium, and a presidential candidate campaigns with the blues.

A father gives his daughters an ill-fated lesson on capitalism, a couple argue about purchasing a holographic video system, and a man promises the girl of his dreams one economic stimulus payment's worth of passion.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar . . .

A young lion's hapless father aspires to be King of the Jungle.

Werewolves and a reluctant Monster's Bride struggle with the indignities of the modern age.

Synopses of lesser known Steven Seagal films and the Greatest Love Story Ever Told.

Gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job.

Five elves from different socioeconomic backgrounds discuss life in the North Pole.

"What's the Most Humiliating Thing You Would Do on Television for Fifty Dollars?" and other pressing questions posed and pondered by reality TV producers and contestants.

Lobster Boy, Slime Girl, Awesome Jr., the Amazing Fireball, and the lover of the Blue Flash discuss the harsh realities of lives spent battling evil in spandex.