Asterios Kills A Kid

  For the first and last time, Asterios kills some adults. Producer Jesse here! We've had a whole gaggle of callers since our last episode went live, which is great. Thank you all so much for leaving your voicemails at (347) 705-7617, and for submitting questions through the site.   That said, you all know this is a kid's advice podcast right? Because a few of these callers were obviously not... well here's a taste of the voicemails we received.   4:07 - Taiwanese "Boy"  6:36 - Sofa Kid  8:19 - David Clegg  10:53 - A man with a shitty decision to make  16:29 - Data  17:49 - Beta Dad  20:15 - Mike Hawk   I have to say these voicemails throw into question just how many submissions are from real kids. So from here on out, just to be clear, we're looking for voicemails from kids and teens. For example:   "After summer is done I'm starting 10th grade. Most of my friends are 1 year older than me and are therefore all going to new school