Asterios Kills A Kid

YOUTUBE HATES HIM. Mumkey Jones teaches kids this one weird trick to solving interpersonal conflict at school. Producer Jesse here. I'm just going to say right off the bat that we record these episodes well in advance. Sometimes this means things feel a little dated, for example:   In the time since this episode was recorded, our guest host went from being a full-time Youtuber with over 300 thousand subscribers... to a cyber-hobo hauling his bindle of videos from platform to platform.   He's a zoomer. Never been doomed-er. I'm speaking of course of Mumkey Jones, who as I write has been banned from Youtube and had all of his channels deleted.   I have no doubt that he'll make it through this rough second act, but if you want to help our good friend on his way and see some more of his stuff, you can do that through his patreon at patreon.com/mumkey   Until then, close your eyes and let the smell of little boy asshole transport you back to the good old days. Here's our first question: