Sharks Across Hollywood

Come and listen to us talk about what may be the best worst video game movie of all time! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This is the most romantic we have ever been. Yes. Andrew and The Rev cuddled and watched the movie while Glen Hansard serenaded us with his dulcet Irish tones emanating from his mouth hole. This is weird and we're ok with it. Just listen to us talk about this movie. It's a good time Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

If you want the Walmart Conan then you're in luck because we found him! His name is Talon and he's kind of a douche but he's charming and he likes horses so everyone loves him. Rest in peace Albert Pyun! You amazing son of a bitch Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

it's our first episode of 2023 and it's got us all kinds of pumped for Creed 3! Listen to this and go see Creed in theaters so we can get more of these movies that make Andrew all happy and giddy on the inside Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Everyone else is doing it so we might as well join in. This week we get to talk about Hulk Hogan's Oscar worthy acting in a disjointed kids movies from the mid 90s. And also Christmas and stuff. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's Holiday time in the SharkPod. So it's time for movies full of Christmas spirit and a bunch of other shit that's all holly jolly or whatever. This week it's time to get Trapped In Paradise with Ghost Rider, Garth, and The Critic. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Let's pretend like its 1994 and you've just had your mind blown by on of the coolest movies ever! And after you're done watching 3 Ninjas you pop in your Pulp Fiction VHS and make sure your mom doesn't come into the room because if she does you'll probably be in trouble for this one. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Come listen to us talk about the first real dip in quality in this franchise that has been pretty good up to this point. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's The Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror! And by terror we mean listening to two unqualified assholes talk about a horror classic. It introduced us to the Chin himself and we wouldn't have Kirsten Dunst's dead eyes under dyed red hair with it. It's The Evil Dead Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

if you ever wanted to see Luke Skywalker try and murder Twiggy or John Carpenter as a wisecracking corpse then this is the movie for you. That's all you really need so come listen to us talk about it.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's Halloween so here's another 90s cult classic about witches. We seem to be into that this year. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

This is a good movie and you should watch it and then come back here to listen to us talk about it! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Let's pretend it's 1994 and everything in this movie totally applies to your everyday life in 2022. Are you a Dante or a Randall? The answer is probably not what you want it to be. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

They're catholic school girls. But they're also witches. That's pretty much the plot of the movie. And we spend probably way too much time discussing it Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's our first book review. And it had to be about Power Rangers. In this case, an evangelical telling how bad the rangers and karate are for kids. Come listen to us talk about how so much bullshit can fit inside such a tiny book. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Here it is! The one we should've covered years ago but we didn't for some reason. Listen to us talk about this dark and satanic dinosaur business! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Watching this short movie will be one of the wildest 48 minutes of your life and it comes highly recommended by us here in the Sharkpod. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We start this year's Power Rangers month with about as much of a whimper as we could muster while we slog our way through this Christmas special. No Morphing. No Zords. Boring bullshit! But we're funny, so come listen to us anyways.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

The question is how many Star Wars references can you make in less than two hours? The 4th only awakens for about 5 minutes in this 90 minute long movie. Come listen to us be disappointed.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This is it. This is the big one. The biggest one until the next big one! Join us while we take a journey back to 1990 and talk about the Ninja Turtles.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag