Life's A Pitch Podcast

We talk more about the Urban fantasy genre and pitch a film based in London of all places! This is the deleted scenes for episode 390, you may want to listen to that first for context. Or do whatever you want, we're not Spock's Dad from the opening scenes of Star Trek (2009.

We're joined once again by Eden MW to pitch some Urban Fantasy Movies that aren't "Bright"! Honourable Mentions Soccer-er Mom - A mom helps her son in his soccer career by unconventional means. New Jersey, Old Devil - The Jersey Devil is back, out of time, and with a modern twist!

We pitch Pre-School Hitman, a movie where keanu reeves learns not to kill parents at a parent teacher conference. Then you get an insight into the Adam Sandler Cinematic Universe, and we try to delve into the weird ARG that seems to have formed around LaP adjacent twitter. These are the deleted scenes from episode 389 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if you lack a single crumb of context, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode. Or don't, we're not SkekSo, Emperor of the Skeksis.

This week we pitch some parental chaos action movies. An alcoholic football hooligan finds himself embroiled in a hunt for a terrorist cell within a football organisation. Can he keep up the facade of being a middle-class dad long enough to find out what's going on? Other pitches this week: Your Schoolwork Gave Up Our Position Samurai T.A.

We talk about how hot it is, some takes on some magic portal fantasy movies and pitch "Beneath the bed to Boogieland" This is the deleted scenes for episode 388, you might want to listen to that before you get to this one... or not, your choice.

This week we're joined, in the hottest studio around, by comedian and improviser Stuart Dunlop as we cross some thresholds into some magical film pitches. Honourable Mentions Deliver-eek - A prank delivery service goes wrong and a famous comedy writer and actress ends up in a somewhat familiar world. The Cat Flap of Felixstowe - A cat is transported to lots of magical worlds in this Netflix series.

We pitch another couple of sci fi experiments with Dave, and talk glowingly about Jeff Goldblum. These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if you want a single crumb of context, then we recommend listening to the main episode first. Or don't, we're not the emperor of podcast land.

A perfect neighborhood in a company town is everything a growing family could want. No smog, no pollution, no danger. Only wriggling, writhing, cleanliness. This week we're joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch some sci fi movies about experiments! Including: Two GameCubes Duct-taped Together Getting Old is Contagious

We chat about the superhero genre and fail to add anything to internet discourse. Talk the gentle minions and mention our favourite football team. This is the deleted scenes for episode 386, it might be worth listening to that before listening to this... Or not, who knows?!

We delve into the little known genre of superhero movies this week as Charlie Day gets turned into a dinosaur who is asked to fight a meteor. Honourable mentions include; The allegedly indestructible Ian I Love being a 55 billion dollar government mistake Everything she touches turns to podcasts

We pitch a movie that's like a goth Cinderella, all the while the romantic interest Timothee Chalamet tries to evade the clutches of Tim Burton. We also discuss the Elvis Movie, imagine a Muppets/Pixar version of Bioshock, and talk about how every video game movie must cross the river Del Toro.

When one Jock needs some extra brain power before the big test, the last thing he needs is for his mind to be swapped with a dog. Can he train the dogs brain in his body to maintain his social status, while prepping for finals with paws? Find out in The Prom is Tomorrow But I Am A Dog! Also pitched: A Prom is a Promise Los Chilli Con Carnage

We talk more about the new villain genre and pitch a film about Rita Repulser off of the Power Rangers. This is the deleted scenes for episode 384, you might want to listen to that before listening to this one.

We pitch a sympathetic look at how Dracula came to be Dracula in this horror comedy. Honourable mentions: Only Doom, Never the Groom - The son of an evil villain tries to distance himself from his family business in order to get married The Inkjet Printer - A sentient printer decides enough is enough

We pitch The Ascension of the Jersey Royals. A movie in which potatoes have already gained sentience off-screen, and now they want the crown? We also talk about natural disaster movies and try to frame War of the Worlds from the aliens' point of view. These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 383. If you crave a crumb of context, please go back and listen to the main episode. You probably won't regret it much

We pitch some Natural Disaster movies, including the a bunch of youths saving their community from a cascade of lava in a block of flats by breaking all the rules! Also pitched this week: Big Trouble in Little Plumpton Revenge of the Weatherman

We chat heist movies and the queen becomes a twitch streamer.

We delve into the world of Heist Movies this week as Tom Cruise has to steal milk from a cabal of rich folks who have made it a scarcity. Honourable Mentions: That Jpeg Was One Of A Kind - Some NFT bros attempt to steal a Non Fungible piece of art. The Hatton Coat Caper - A fashion student and a thief have a competition to get the best coat and hat combo.

We pitch a movie in which a portal to the meat dimension is found in a diner toilet, and the man who'll do anything to keep it secret. Also we try to figure out the exact extent of the tenuous multiverse genre.

We're joined by comedian Aiden Pyne to pitch some weird and baffling Multiverse Movies!