Drunk Disney The Podcast

Join us as we talk about Disney's latest live action ... animated ... well we don't know what it is. Lets enjoy a bottle of Frobscottle, talk about the finer points of the BFG and make some explicit remarks.   

Nick ... Jamie ... Mrs. Nick? What was I doing..? In the latest episode of Drunk Disney the Podcast we talk about Pixar's newest film, Finding Dory and drink a FISH BOWL. I know you want to jump into the pool and listen along. So... let's first make sure we aren't operating a motor vehicle or an airplane or something like that... then jump in.   Have fun! 

In this episode, Nick and Jamie discuss the new book that everyone, including that slightly pushy Heather person at indigo, is reading - The Nest by Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney. Seriously, try walking down the street reading this book without at least two people stopping to talk to you about it. Or maybe don't do that because then you'd have no reason to listen to this podcast which consists entirely of people talking about that book. That would kind of sink this whole endeavour and then how would we kill time when we should be doing other things? You know what, never mind. You do what you want. You are your own person. I'm proud of you and your determination.

There's a new podcast on the block - Drunk Book Club! As the title suggests, it is a podcast about reading books and having drinks, so come and listen to Nick and Jamie gab about both of those things. The first book they discuss is The Cuckoo's Calling, the detective novel by Robert Galbraith/J.K. Rowling. The first drink is brandy because it seems classy as heck.

OMG It's another Marvel film! I know, it's not a true Disney film, but we have to talk about it anyways. So, as any good podcast hosted by a bunch of Canadians, we're drinking the most American drinks we can find; Budweiser Beer, Smirnoff Ice and a couple Martinis to class it up for Tony Stark. Lets get our Civil War on! P.S. Canada has never had a Civil War, we signed a piece of paper and that was that. Sorry, eh?

The Jungle Book is one of the disney classics we all grew up with (at least if you're of drinking age that is). In this episode we're sipping on some Jungle Juice and talking about Disney's latest live action movie The Jungle Book! *Spoiler* This Disney live action film doesn't suck. So grab a glass, find a comfy perch and enjoy the bear necessities of life.     

This is a podcast about Disney and drinking. This episode is full of people drinking and talking about Zootopia. In fact, it features people drinking two different kinds of drinks. That's at least one more kind of drink than you're really supposed to have, but we're rebels. We don't listen to the man and what he has to say. Unless what he has to say is about drinking two different drinks. In that case, we listen to every word he has to say. Twice. Thanks for the solid advice, man.

Deadpool is a movie released by Fox so why are we discussing it? Well, you see, Deadpool is a Marvel character and Marvel is owned by Disney so it's totally justified. And really, how could we pass up the opportunity to talk about a movie so full of dick jokes and pop culture riffing? I mean, come on! This film cries out to us in ways that cannot be denied. Therefore, we're doing it and you can't stop us. I know that some of you are pouting and crossing your arms right now, but we don't care. If you don't like it, you can talk to our supervisor. I'm pretty sure he'll back us up though. I mean, I bought the dude a pretty sweet Segway for his birthday. Bosses love Segways. The is no way that Steve is taking your side. Steve is ours. Get over it.

Everyone loves Disney songs. We all have childhood memories of singing along to a CD in our living room while dancing like an idiot and possibly holding a highly annoyed cat in the air. Let's not even talk about the "A Whole New World" campfire sing-alongs. The point is - you probably have a vested interest in this episode. So come join us while we choose our favourites from a variety of categories. Also, you don't want to miss out on our special guests - MRS. NICK!!! Nothing will ever be the same.

Disney Princesses get all of the attention, but men need love too. So today, we are talking about Disney Princes 'cause... why not? We don't need a reason. We can talk about whoever we want. Whatcha gonna do about?!?! HUH?!?!?! That's what I thought. Wimp.

The count down is over. It has finally arrived. We can no longer avoid it. The Splash Episode is here. In this episode, Phil finally gets his way and we spend an entire podcast discussing the 1984 Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah mermaid-centric romcom. You asked for it and we delivered. Put on your swim fins and dive in.

Star Wars has come out and pretty much everyone and their dog has seen it. In this episode we get spoiler heavy and super nerdy as we discuss, dissect and generally chat about the newest instalment in the iconic space opera franchise. We also talk a little about Jurassic World and our mom. Basically all the things you care about.  

Halloween is approaching and that means that it's time to bust out your old dusty copy of The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's a Halloween classic (or maybe a Christmas classic?) and in this episode we talk about such things as: our favourite characters, our favourite songs and who is really the villain of the piece. We also drink some tasty adult Halloween drinks. Enjoy!

This episode is a little late. It's summer, we got busy and stuff happens. But you know us. You know how we roll. Do you think we care? You think that we're sorry? The answer is yes. We are very sorry about the delay. It will probably happen again, but we will also be very sorry when it happens that time. Just a whole bunch of sorry. We hang our heads. Anyway, in this episode we discuss Ant-Man, we do some trivia and Jamie just drunk as heck... before the show starts. 

Pixar has made a movie about emotions. We saw it and felt many emotions. We then drank to kill those emotions and recorded a podcast while we did it. Now you can listen to that podcast. The movie was Inside Out... in case you hadn't caught on. I know you probably did, but I just wanted to make sure. That's the level of service we provide at Drunk Disney. You're welcome.

These are exciting times we live in. Disneyland is now officially 60 years old which means one very important thing - it can now get a crap ton of cheap pancakes at Denny's! Yes, it might gain some weight around its midsection, but, damn it, it's worked hard and it deserves it! Disney has also released a film to promote part of the newly sexageneric park - Tomorrowland. In this podcast, we discuss both of these things, so take a listen. Or don't. I'm not gonna force ya, but it is pretty good. Therefore, you don't listen you'll totally miss out on some pretty good stuff. Don't miss out.

Holy crap guys! There's a new movie out and it has EVERYONE in it! Seriously! I mean, it has the long haired hammer guy, the big green angry guy, the guy who wears flags as clothes and that guy who has a robot suit and says funny things. There are also more guys (and girls), but I got bored typing about all of them. THAT'S HOW MANY GUYS THERE ARE!!! If you are interested in the new movie about all of these guys, download this podcast and listen to us get drunk and discuss it. Excelsior!!!

Daredevil is a blind guy that beats up people and is apparently a hero. We are a group of jerks that drink and are apparently podcasters. Coincidence? I'm going to assume so as I'm not actually entirely sure what that word means. Now, I'm gonna go open another beer. Listen to this thing!

Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Captain America and the Guardians of the Galaxy. What do all of these have in common? That's right! They all appear on at least one pair of my underwear! They are also all characters in movies released by Marvel Studios which is what we are talking about on this episode. In hindsight, I probably should have led with that. Oh well, please excuse me while I go dance around in my Spider-man underoos. Whoot!

Love is hard, complicated and pretty darn confusing. Luckily, we are here to help you out. Take a seat and listen as we outline our nine simple rules for sucessful relationships that we have learned from watching Disney movies. It's both entertaining and educational. What more could a person want?