F This Podcast!

King James is rich. Automotive payroll systems. Why won't you sell me your crap? Real meat is clean, fake meat is gross. Stupid phrases. Something about M. Bison from Street Fighter and Mars Volta. Humans and the slightest temperature change.

Small children interactions. Talk to the robot because the face aint listening, Blood duping "You scared the crap out of me in this totally public place!" Not even anything happens for a reason. Find your soulmate Homer. In your face, space coyote!

High class limousine services, entrance solutions. How many handicapped parking spots does it take to change a light bulb? Cutting Comcast. Sleeping rituals. "It is to be understood spiritually" Big sunglasses. "That's not how it occurs in nature."

Got any good raptor recipes? "I'm in the carney business". I'm not important, but my signature is. Unsubscribe me. Don't visit WebMD.com, it doesn't know what is wrong with you. WTF is a sneeze whisperer? Jesus wants you! to give me money.

Why am I even writing this? There's no point, the raptors are coming to kill us all. Audio cable price gouging. WTF does a godparent even do? Nickleback sucks more or less than Wolfmother. Enough with the Fockers already. Water kills.

Video game store nerdployees. Osama is still dead right? Use your turn signal! Hats serve a purpose beyond making you look like a d-bag? Wolfmother YOU SUCK! Mike Patton says so. Who gives an S about gay marriage? Busted! for being a normal person.

Soup Nazis. Impatient microwaves. If killing Osama Bin-Laden is wrong, we don't want to be right. "If anyone asks, I'll be in the Hudson". Idiots trying to get killed at crosswalks. Facebook tagging. A coal miner says what? Unholy haircuts.

The worst/best band of all time. Getting Wells Farg-owned. Alien g-mail verification. "What the hell did that coal miner say?". Ass-gaskets and Lady Ass-Gasket. Why did you die for us J-man?

Things, things, and more things. Computer literacy; stories; "Act Now!;" Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment!

Access main program... access main security... Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

Bonus episode this week! There's just too much to complain about to contain us to only one episode this week: stories, rehashed music that was good the first time, and the ultimate master class of bad acting in our commercials segment!

Some technology observations, dinner parties with Elmo, dogs and cats living together in the city, the AFTERLIFE, some great crap commercials, and an EXTRA special segment!

Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I'm Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show "Ghost Hunters" for this week's stupid sh*t people believe!

Coffee shop laptop people, Facebook upgrades, public bathroom toilet paper, Saint Patrick's Day, the mysterious full moon, and IBM commercials. I mean COME ON.

Inaugural episode! Fodder for this week's podcast include NCAA bracket people, the religious, Twilight fans and autoboathomes.